2006-10-06 19:19:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
First, you have to ask about all the factors:
A. Did the Roman soldiers take away the spandex loincloth or the linen one? This could make a huge difference, especially when bathing suit season rolls around!
B. Is Jesus going to be combing the beach for "fishes" or "loaves of bread"? (Interpert that as you may)
C. Can Jesus wax His body through faith alone?
D. Can God create a man so hairy, that He Himself cannot wax him?
All this taken into careful consideration... My esteemed colleagues (7th Day Adventists) and I have reached the well-thought-over conclusion that it must be every other Saturday.
2006-10-06 21:01:47 · answer #1 · answered by half_shadow27 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you mean a human named Jesus he could go every day as far as I am conserned the Lord Jesus son of God never
2006-10-07 02:27:45 · answer #2 · answered by Mim 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
As many times you go.
2006-10-07 02:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by Chaity 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very often because middle easterns have a LOT of hair.
2006-10-07 02:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by lnfrared Loaf 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
as often as he wants
2006-10-07 02:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by darkangel1111 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
2pts -- well my BRO
you mock what you really dont understand
And I sure as heck cant understand you or your joke
2006-10-07 02:27:41 · answer #6 · answered by What gives? 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It is so easy to mock
2006-10-07 02:22:27 · answer #7 · answered by snuggels102 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
What does "does" mean in your question?
2006-10-07 02:23:41 · answer #8 · answered by Rajesh Kochhar 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very often. He's such a sexy beast!
2006-10-07 02:23:24 · answer #9 · answered by bif2lucky 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Go away Forrest, GO AWAY.
2006-10-07 02:22:59 · answer #10 · answered by GraycieLee 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋