An old man got on the train to go into town. There was no where to sit so he sat next to a young punk kid with a green, red, and yellow mohawk. The train ride was about 20 minutes long and the whole time the old man was staring at this kid. Finally, before getting off the train, the kid asks "what the hell are you staring at? Havent you ever done anything crazy before when you were young?" The old man answers "yea, I once screwed a parrot and thought you might be my son."
2006-10-06 17:57:07 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dad?!
2006-10-06 18:05:18 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ sf_ca ღ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke but I heard it before.
Try this one if you like parrot jokes..........
Lady buys a parrot from pet store owner that claims that the bird doesn't swear. She takes him home and parrot curses up a storm for two days.
When she tries to return him to the pet shop the owner points to a sign that says:
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.
Well she takes the parrot home figuring she could give him away. A week goes by and she can't unload the bird on anyone because the parrot swears and insults everyone she tries to give him to.
The lady finally has enough and yells at the bird to shut up or she will do something he will regret. The parrot responds with the worse string of profanity she has ever heard and she completely looses control. She runs into the kitchen and grabs a carving knife and cuts the parrot's throat.
After she calms down a bit she doesn't know what to do with the body. Finally she picks him up and flushes him down the toilet.
After an hour or so she goes to the bathroom and sits on the throne.
All of a sudden she hears some splashing and a laugh. She is so startled and jumps up only to find the parrot in the bowl just giggling away.
She yells at the parrot "What's so funny?"
The parrot replies, "Well, you may have cut my f*ckin' throat but you should really go see a damned doctor 'cause your gonna f*ckin' bleed to death with the size of the gash you got there!"
2006-10-07 01:32:26 · answer #2 · answered by reppinca 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Nice joke, but I heard it before;
A little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells, "Help, send the police to my house right away! There's a damn Democrat on my front porch and he's playing with himself."
"What?" the operator exclaimed. "I said there is a damn Democrat on my front porch playing with himself and he's weird; I don't know him and I'm afraid! Please send the police!" the little old lady repeated.
"Well, now, how do you know he's a Democrat?"
"Because, you damn fool, if it was a Republican, he'd be screwing somebody!"
2006-10-07 02:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by Electric 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whoop!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Good One! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a nice Sunday!
2006-10-08 14:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha!
2006-10-07 01:46:46 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehe...
I'm kinda wondering how the kid reacted...
2006-10-07 15:22:35 · answer #6 · answered by StercusAccidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought there was no where to sit?! So how could he sit by him.........Lmao great non the less!
2006-10-07 01:34:09 · answer #7 · answered by moon_essence1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
good toke lol
2006-10-07 02:17:11 · answer #8 · answered by mark 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. rude but i laugh.
2006-10-07 01:19:24 · answer #9 · answered by sam-sam 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2006-10-07 01:01:14 · answer #10 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have always liked that one...
2006-10-07 01:58:43 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋