I prayed to Jesus but he didnt help. why? I love him so. He's just playing with me right?
2006-10-06 17:44:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A-minus for effort.
2006-10-06 17:48:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to call the Rev. Jerry Falwell and for $25 you can request a prayer cloth. I am not joking. There is also a prayer cushion. You place this on the area that you want blessed. Oh ye of little faith! LOL
2006-10-06 17:50:22 · answer #2 · answered by whrldpz 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You prayed for what exactly? For your hemorrhoids to go away? Best of luck to ya.
2006-10-06 17:48:12 · answer #3 · answered by rere 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
darlin, get a good book & do a liver detox, also get urself a herbal varicose vein formula with horse chestnut.
epsoms salts is gr8 for cleaning the liver but it gives u the runs (but its worth it to get rid of any pain)
2006-10-06 17:49:23 · answer #4 · answered by jojo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go to a doctor. Seek help.
2006-10-06 17:51:39 · answer #5 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hemorrhoids have nothing on anal fissures.
2006-10-06 17:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't you think he's got bigger concerns than your balloons. i'd suggest you hop fence, and not bother him.
2006-10-06 17:53:48 · answer #7 · answered by gurrrly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!
Good luck with that.
2006-10-06 17:46:43 · answer #8 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew
2006-10-06 17:46:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What exactly do you want to ask?
2006-10-06 17:46:34 · answer #10 · answered by colorado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋