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a battery has a positive side

2006-10-06 17:41:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Once you get a woman started she'll go all night long without running down =)

2006-10-06 17:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 2 0

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2016-12-04 08:55:11 · answer #2 · answered by levatt 3 · 0 0

Well, i bet if a battery was on PMS or going through child labor or an insensitive bf, i bet it would kick out its positive side and shove it in the closest male's... nvm.

2006-10-06 17:56:41 · answer #3 · answered by qasbirdwing 1 · 3 0

u can recharge a battery but u dont have to recharge a woman she never ever stops

2006-10-06 17:57:59 · answer #4 · answered by blue 2 · 3 0

lol o women never slows don,,,,,,and a battery does

2006-10-06 17:46:39 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 2 0

your battery must have sprung a leak somewhere along the line.

2006-10-06 17:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

women have positive sides!!!

2006-10-06 17:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wow, went through a bad experience? They are not all bad, hang in there.

2006-10-06 17:44:18 · answer #8 · answered by doris_38133 5 · 1 0

Thats funny, but you know, batteries die and you have to keep replacing them!!! You find a good woman and she's a keeper!! And she keeps going and going and going and going...............

2006-10-06 17:56:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yuk! Yuk! Thanks for the points!

What's the difference between a matador and a prostitute?

One stands up and gets knocked down. The other... well, you know.

2006-10-06 17:44:26 · answer #10 · answered by The Yahoo! Point Whore 2 · 2 0

Heeyyy
That's not nice
lol

2006-10-06 18:06:05 · answer #11 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0 1

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