one day upon arriving home from work, Anton’s wife informed him she was interested in having breast enlargement surgery. when he asked why, she said, 'because it will make me more attractive to you.'
he asked her how much the operation was, and she replied, '$4,000 per breast.' he exclaimed, '$4,000 per breast?! that’s ridiculous
we can afford! have you tried the toilet paper method?' she looked puzzled. 'sure-each night before you go to bed, rub toilet paper between your breasts, and over a period of time, they should grow.' she said, 'that wont work!'
Anton replied, 'it worked on your butt!'
2006-10-06 17:30:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Can't say I'd ever try it...I'm big enough as it is! I wonder if there's a method to get them smaller?
2006-10-06 17:34:38 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO thats a good one. Hasn't worked on me though...or my butt for that matter.
2006-10-07 00:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by Shells 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honey! very funny
2006-10-07 00:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by type-R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i heard that one one before but it was worded a little differently
2006-10-07 00:33:21 · answer #4 · answered by love_thebeach 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I heard that one one before....
2006-10-07 03:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was pretty funny but dumb
2006-10-07 00:34:01 · answer #6 · answered by Kim M 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha...... NO!!! Not funny
2006-10-07 00:32:51 · answer #7 · answered by Manita 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋