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The Compliment?

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I feel horrible, I look fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."

He never heard the shot....

2006-10-06 17:05:39 · 2 answers · asked by Concerned guy 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating

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Good one. My wife laughed. I sit in terror afraid to laugh. I guess it's OK now that she laughed.

2006-10-06 17:41:48 · answer #1 · answered by Jack 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋

lol my bf is blind in his left eye so whenever i ask if i look good or something he loks at me with his left eye and say YUP YOU LOOK GREAT!!! he's just kidding though... i hope. :(

2006-10-07 00:08:50 · answer #2 · answered by 1 Hott Mami 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

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