The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible conflict with him.
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him "Midnight".
He didn't seem pissed off at all. Whew! Got away with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh s-h-i-t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
2006-10-06 16:55:03 · 7 answers · asked by Woody 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there! Thanks for the giggles I got from that one. Keep it up!
I have only heard the one which is hanging on the wall of our lounge ;)
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-06 17:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A burglar is in big trouble
A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.
"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"
"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"
To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"
2006-10-06 17:19:34 · answer #2 · answered by tronary 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
o yea now thats a really great one right up there with the priest joke lol i love it
2006-10-09 13:50:03 · answer #3 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! LMAO!! Thats funny.Good thing I didnt have anything in my mouth....i would have choked and you'd have to perform CPR on me. LOL I love your jokes!!!
2006-10-06 17:04:43 · answer #4 · answered by Lien 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. That is a Good One! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-08 10:53:41 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice
2006-10-06 17:01:41 · answer #6 · answered by penguinluvinman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!
2006-10-06 17:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Raven 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋