SWISS ARMY KNIFE -- male, because even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.
KIDNEYS -- female, because they always go.
TIRE -- male, because it goes bald and often is over-inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOON -- male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES -- female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGE -- female, because it is always getting hit on.
COPIER -- female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up. Because it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed. Because it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.
REMOTE CONTROL -- female...Ha!...you thought it would be male. But consider, it gives man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.
2006-10-06 16:49:16 · 23 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi
i really like yours .........
thanks for posting...........good thinking
2006-10-09 00:28:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st four are male, the last 4 are female
2006-10-06 23:53:14 · answer #2 · answered by dawn h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
REMOTE CONTROL IS CERTAINLY FEMALE ITS BATTERIES GET DISCHARGED ...MENOPAUSE....
ONE THING IS FOR SURE THAT ALL THE ABOVE THAT YOU HAVE MENTIONED IS INVENTED BY A MALE'...YOUR COLLECTION IS GOOD YOUR QUESTION IS BAD...LOLS
JUST KIDDING...
NEXT TIME NAME SOME GADGET THAT REPRESENTS EUNUCHS LOLS
2006-10-07 06:10:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SWISS ARMY KNIFE--MALE
KIDNEYS--MALE
TIRE--MALE
HOT AIR BALLOON--FEMALE BECAUSE THEY ARE HOT
SPONGES--FEMALE
WEB PAGE--DON'T KNOW
COPIER--MALE
REMOTE CONTROL--MALE because after some days it gets old....................
2006-10-07 00:00:16 · answer #4 · answered by NEHA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. I'll have to share this with others.
2006-10-06 23:52:25 · answer #5 · answered by BAnne 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!
2006-10-06 23:53:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting. definitions seem to be logically correct.
2006-10-07 08:44:58 · answer #7 · answered by udayy2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice.thnk u for a good laugh
2006-10-07 11:18:57 · answer #8 · answered by jet girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maga this is not a answer....plz send ur id and ur mail address to kushi_teja@yahoo.co.in or to my messenger...plzzz macha....
2006-10-08 12:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-07 04:13:44 · answer #10 · answered by Narayan P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! i totally love it!
thanks for posting it!
2006-10-06 23:50:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋