I'd charge that scroungy biotch $15. extra!
2006-10-06 16:39:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
that hippie would get A buzz, on the house
2006-10-06 16:50:20 · answer #1 · answered by Cartman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually alot of people that really study the Bible will tell you that Jesus' hair wasn't long at all. Jesus was a jew and jews have short kinky or curly hair. If Jesus did have long hair and needed a haircut I wouldn't charge him a thing because he's already paid a greater price than I could ever pay. He died on the cross for my sins and gave me hope for eternal life with him in heaven. You, my friend can have this same oppurtunity by just simply believing in him. The Bible says "By grace through faith are ye saved..." all you have to do is believe, have faith in Jesus Christ.
2006-10-06 23:49:48 · answer #2 · answered by chrislvsdarla 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd cut his hair for free. And I'd keep a lock of it!
But you--I'd have to resist the urge to chop your entire head off.
Then hopefully, Jesus would walk in and stop me. Then he'd cast out the demons that are possessing your soul. After that, you'd love him so much and be so repentant that you'd become one of his greatest disciples.
2006-10-06 23:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by truth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hope you enjoy rotting in hell for all eternity..good luck with that scroungy biotch
2006-10-06 23:48:30 · answer #4 · answered by *KiM* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Alot of hostility going on in your life. Did someone do you wrong? Why would you want to do something mean to someone that didn't do anything to you?
Personally I'd be more than honored if Jesus even spoke to me about His hair.
2006-10-06 23:45:05 · answer #5 · answered by seeya 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't make a fool of Jesus.Don't you have nothing better to do?I'm a muslim,and we respect those who are most loved by god.So stop your nonsense.
2006-10-06 23:49:34 · answer #6 · answered by ike mie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His services are free, so I would charge Him the same.
2006-10-06 23:48:25 · answer #7 · answered by MilkWeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Meh,he died for me,I d charge him nothing and just thank him for giving me a stylish hair cut.
2006-10-06 23:42:16 · answer #8 · answered by Myaloo 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get the clippers out!
2006-10-07 07:08:56 · answer #9 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How would we know he was Jesus without his beard and long hair?
2006-10-06 23:46:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋