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Is this really about civil rights for dust bunnies… or is it just about who’s in control of the coat hanger supply?

2006-10-06 15:53:43 · 6 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Politics & Government Military

6 answers

Ultimately, it's about resources.

By now, the monster under the bed (TMUTB) has, no doubt, accused the monster in the closet (TMITC) of fashioning weapons of mass destruction, i.e. slingshots made of bras cut in half and powered by panty elastic.

For the next month or so, expect major tension in the bordering territory of the bedside rug. And don't put it past TMUTB to launch a daring raid into the kitchen to seize control of your cooking oil supplies.

You have been warned.

2006-10-06 20:23:06 · answer #1 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 3 0

Not again! Damn unruly closet monsters. When will they understand the dust bunnies should have equal rights?

2006-10-06 16:01:33 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The real question is, will either monster come eat you when it gets the chance?

[PS: I find your avatar very attractive]

2006-10-06 15:57:06 · answer #3 · answered by speakeasy 6 · 2 0

Ah, Sueflower; it's always about control.

2006-10-06 18:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by s. k 3 · 1 0

they are fighting over your socks (you know, the ones that seem to disappear all by themselves)

2006-10-06 16:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by cheezy 6 · 3 0

Hm.....i say, they are probably hungry,

Why dont you get them some pizza?

2006-10-06 16:05:54 · answer #6 · answered by julean33 2 · 1 0

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