1. help desk people tell you how to do it, hang up the phone, and laugh at you with their coworkers
2. firemen do it with a big hose
3. crooks do it with a gun in their pocket
4. telemarketers do it with their mouths
5. physicists do it with a big bang
6. pet shop owners do it with hamsters
7. consultants tell you how to do it, charge you a fortune, but never actually do it themselves
8. spies do it undercover
9. statisticians are 95% confident that they do it
10. hackers do it with bugs
11. mortgage bankers do it with interest
12. radio operators do it with frequency
13. blondes do it with anyone
14. golfers do it in 18 holes
15. deep sea divers do it under extreme pressure
16. radio DJs do it on request
2006-10-06
15:37:07
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