2006-10-06 15:28:37 · 14 answers · asked by Icey 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo momma so dumb she sleeps with a ruler beside her bed to see how long she sleeps at night!
2006-10-06 15:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
# Yo mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
# Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she can't make Jello because she can't fit 2 quarts of water in the box.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button in "9-1-1"
# Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a ******* 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a ********.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running to the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she had Dan Quayle check her spelling.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she married Yo daddy.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
# Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
# Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
2006-10-06 15:52:51 · answer #2 · answered by crowscraver 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YO mama's lips are SOO big, Chap Stick invented a SPRAY!
2006-10-06 15:59:11 · answer #3 · answered by mernieinc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
2006-10-06 15:43:06 · answer #4 · answered by Pretty Woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so old, when she first got a job minimum wage was slavery.
2006-10-10 05:21:28 · answer #5 · answered by IsiMan84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so stupid, she threw a bird off a cliff cuz she wanted to kill it
2006-10-06 15:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by Dada 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
--keep in mind how funny these are when i act them out.
yo momma is so old, when i slapped her on the back, her t!ts fell off.
yo momma is so hairy, when she shaved her asssss, she disappeared.
yo momma is so bald, when she took a shower, she got brainwashed.
yo momma is so old, her birth certificate has "expired" stamped on it.
yo momma is so poor, when i rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong".
yo momma is so old, her breast milk is powdered.
yo momma is so stupid, her breasts are square because she forgot to take the kleenex tissues out of the box.
whats the difference between yo momma and an ironing board?
-yo mommas legs are easier to open.
2006-10-06 15:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by ajakhatarinaak47 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yo mama is so hairy her nipples have afros
yo mama is so fat when she sweats she sweats turkey bacon
2006-10-06 15:51:10 · answer #8 · answered by Shorty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YO MAMA SO DUMB THAT THE COMPUTER SAID PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE AND SHE COULDN'T FIND IT
2006-10-06 16:50:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama s so gay, she makes michael jackson look straight!!
2006-10-06 15:39:41 · answer #10 · answered by PiNK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋