I've had IBS since I was 16. I have had a tendency to stay close to the bathroom, but friends invited me to a bar for some kind of Irish celebration thing, and I went. Sometime shortly after I arrived, I got those telling cramps. As they got worse, I decided, for some foolish reason, that I'd better high-tale it home.
I wasn't speeding and I didn't cut anyone off, but that's what the officer claimed when he pulled me over. The cramps were getting ever worse and now I had to talk my way out of a ticket that I didn't think I deserved anyway. He wanted to know what was going on and I told him I was "sick." He told me I could pull over and get sick at the curb. Sigh. I then explained that I was "that" kind of sick. He pulled away, at a lose of words. He let me go (I suppose he figured I had to get going, so to speak.) and just told me to drive more carefully.
I did make it home, by the way, only to race up the stairs. My father thought I had had an accident until my mother reminded him of my "condition." Turns out I did have a flat, but I didn't discover that till the next day.
2006-10-06 15:04:04
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answered by Anonymous
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I was caught with a guy, in a rather, um, EMBARRASSING situation, with drugs and alcohol in the car. It's really not cool to be naked in front of a cop. It wasn't the first time something like that had happened though. A cop caught me and some friends skinny-dipping at a lake. Drunk. And another time...
Yeah, I've been caught a few times by cops, being an exhibitionist. I was pretty wild when I was younger. Now I'm too old for that stuff. And married. LOL.
2006-10-06 22:00:39
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answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7
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I was going home drunk from a party and fell asleep on the tram and went all the way to the end, then found out it was the last tram that night. I was picked up by the police while attempting to walk home.
They were very nice though and drove me home and opened the door for me when I couldn't get the key in the hole.
2006-10-06 22:03:46
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answered by TC 4
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I was about 7 or 8 months pregnant with my daughter, it was around midnight, I was on my way home from a friend's house and I had to pee REALLY bad! I was speeding to make it to the next exit to go to Wendy's, to the restroom, trying really hard not to pee on the seat of my rental car. I got clocked doing 85 in a 60. He asked if there was a medical emergency, seeing as how I was pregnant. I said yes, that I was about to pee in my pants. He laughed, until I pulled my pants down and popped a squat on the side of the freeway and relieved my very full bladder. All that and he still gave me a speeding ticket and told me that I should have just peed in my seat. How rude and gross!!
2006-10-06 22:08:49
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answered by Janelle 3
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I was drunk off my ***, and had to pee real bad. It was 3 am so we pulled over on the side of the rode. I went to the back of the jeep and did my business, meanwhile a CHP pulled up and he flashed his flashlight at me and all I could think of saying was..
Hi officer a girl has to do what a girl has to do.. Needless to say no one got in trouble.. This was about 20 yrs ago before the laws got real strict with drunk driving, The cop actually made me drive since my friend had no drivers license..
2006-10-06 22:06:54
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answered by sissybombay 3
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Something happened between my ex and I and the sheriffs wanted to view some tapes we had made. I gave them the tapes and when the case closed 10 months later I went to retrieve all the evidence that had been collected. When I noticed the tapes weren't in the bags, I asked for them. The Detective said they were still on his desk and grabbed them for me! Needless to say...they were our sex tapes and never made it into evidence!
2006-10-07 02:20:50
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answered by Candy 3
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well when i was younge i had told my mother that my friend's mother would take me to her house i lied well i left with my friends and the boys suddenly a cop stoped us he asked where we were heading suddenly i heard my bestfriend wispering saying "say you live on this street'' well i said i live on this street sir ''. "Oh really what house" the officer says. It appears that we had turned on a street with no houses and the cop also told us that the car we were in was stolen
that was so embarresing
2006-10-06 22:12:08
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answered by Anonymous
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Denial of a traffic violation wherein the policeman insisted that I beat the traffic light.
2006-10-06 21:59:16
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answered by FRAGINAL, JTM 7
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anyone posting to this question needs to know that your answer will end up on google and yahoo search engines. Save your career, and be careful what you say.
2006-10-06 21:59:37
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answered by sophieb 7
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