2006-10-06 14:55:55 · 23 answers · asked by lenny 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Anna Nichole Smith, Paris Hilton, Brittany Spears!
2006-10-06 14:57:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
For around $50 I could get you a ho ho ho
2006-10-06 21:58:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Santa gives out Ho's! That bastard gave me a train set.
2006-10-06 22:16:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho
I'll throw in a couple of elves and raise you a rudolph ;o)
2006-10-06 22:04:29 · answer #4 · answered by genaddt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, let's examine thew word "Santa", shall we? [ holds up board with "SANTA" spelled across it in removeable letters ] Santa. Let's see, what have we got here? We've got an S and an A, an N, a T, and another A. Hmm.. [ rearranges the letters ] Who could be causing all those laps to bounce up and down curiously? Who would help grown men peel the focus from the baby Jesus on his birthday? Who could it be, I just don't know. Could it be.. [ echo ] Satan!! [ the letters now spell "SATAN" ]
-Church Lady (SNL)
"Welllll isn't that special!"
I seriously think I already someone post this, but for serious, not just as a joke.
2006-10-06 22:52:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
HO-HO-errr wait. You said Santa. I thought you said Saint Nick. Santa is a knock off that originated in Coca-Cola advertiseing where was dressed in the red and white he is now.
Now Saint Nick, there is a great one!
2006-10-06 22:00:13 · answer #6 · answered by aiji.tenchijin 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Might as well, you know Mrs. Claus isn't letting him have any.
HO! HO! HO!
Have a RedRider BB Gun
2006-10-06 21:58:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ho Ho Ho!!!
2006-10-06 22:11:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who you calling HO?
Peace.
2006-10-06 21:58:18 · answer #9 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan has a counterfeit for everything the Lord has and he tries to pass it off as truth every chance he gets. Paul tells us in Ephesians 6:11 to “Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.” We need to know if we have the real thing or a counterfeit. There is a holiday that is celebrated every year called Christmas that Satan has deceived us into believing that it’s the birthday of Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church not only gives us the mass of Christ but it supplied us with another counterfeit, Saint Nicolas (Santa). Look at all the ways this counterfeit is like the real thing, the Lord Jesus Christ.
1.Psalm 48:1-4 the city of the great King is in the North. Santa lives in the North.
2.John 4:24 God is a Spirit. We also have the spirit of Christmas.
3.Psalm 139:7-12 God is present everywhere. We tell our children that Santa is everywhere watching them.
4.Romans 11:33 God has all wisdom. Santa has all wisdom.
5.Isaiah 46:8-14 God knows all. Santa knows all.
6.Acts 1:9-11 Jesus returns in the clouds. Santa comes in the air.
7.Revelation 19:11-14 Christ returns on a white horse. Santa rides on a slay pulled by reindeer.
8.Revelation 19:13 Christ returns with a red and white outfit. Santa has a red and white outfit.
9.Luke 17:34 Christ comes at night. Santa comes at night.
10.Revelation 20:12 Christ keeps a record of all the works that are done. Santa keeps a record of all the good and bad you have done.
11.Revelation 11:10 there is a time when gifts are exchanged. Santa has a time when gifts are given.
12.Revelation 1:14 Christ has white hair. Santa has white hair.
13.Jeremiah 10:1-4 the heathen had a custom of cutting down a tree and decking it with silver and gold. Santa leaves our gifts under a tree that has been decorated.
14.Ephesians 2:8 Christ is a giver of gifts. Santa is a giver of gifts.
15.Hebrews 4:16 believers come boldly unto the throne of grace. Believers in Santa approach his throne and ask for what is wanted.
16.Ephesians 6:1-3 the Word commands children to obey their parents. Santa tells children to obey their parents.
17.Luke 12:40 the hour of His coming is a mystery. Santa coming is a mystery.
18.Mark 10:14 Christ tells the children to come to him. Santa tells the children to come to him.
19.Zechariah 2:6 the Lord says Ho; ho. Santa says Ho, ho, ho.
20.Mark 6:3 Jesus was a carpenter. Santa builds toys.
21.Revelation 19:6 Christ is all-powerful (omnipotent). Santa is all-powerful. He can deliver all the toys to the entire world in one night.
Do not be deceived by Satan’s devises. Satan has given us many ways to get to heaven: Do good works; be baptized, believe in God, be a member of a church, etc.
According to God’s word for this age there is only one way to heaven and that is to truly believe that Christ died for your sins, that he was buried and that he rose again the third day (I Corinthians 15:1-4).
2006-10-06 22:00:12 · answer #10 · answered by Ray W 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋