Thou shalt have a sense of humour.
2006-10-06 15:04:20
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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THERE WAS TWO, and basically God rewrote the Commandments, cause Moses dropped or threw the two tablets.
2006-10-06 22:02:47
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answered by inteleyes 7
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The third tablet said Just kidding.
Love and blessings Don
2006-10-06 21:57:59
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answered by Anonymous
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You must be more of a studier than me, I thought he got so angry he threw the tablets. However, one additional commandment was added in the New Testament by Jesus. "Love one another." I wish that had been in the Old Testament too.
2006-10-06 21:58:22
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answered by makeitright 6
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Maybe something like how to apply this to your life, Maybe what not to do to your fellow human being. Maybe it was even written later on but not included in the Bible in the 1500 when the Jewish and Catholic faiths decided not to include everything.
2006-10-06 21:59:03
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answer #5
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answered by ImMappam 5
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11. Thou shalt not treat children like adults. They are not to blame for your problems, nor are they intended for use for your sick pleasure.
12. Thou shalt respect thy fellow human's opinions, and not condemn them to hell. Only *I* get to judge.
13. Thou shalt take care of thy body. Get off that chair more often and eat an apple instead of a ho-ho.
14. Thou shalt repect the environment. Would it kill you to *walk* to the store?
15. Thou shalt keep thy mouth shut when it be prudent.
: )
2006-10-06 22:00:57
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answer #6
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answered by Chickyn in a Handbasket 6
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- Though shalt not speed
- Though shalt not bogart the bong, and always pass to the left
- Do not overstuff the garbage. When it's full, it's your turn to take it out
- Covet not thy neighbor's a s s, unless like, she's ultra hot
- Philistines suck.
2006-10-06 22:00:21
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answered by lenny 7
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There was never a Third tablet
2006-10-06 21:56:31
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answered by Eldude 6
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Help thy Neighbor, not just next door, and pass it on. Go back to horse & buggy. Plant yet another tree. And they saw that it was good!!!
2006-10-06 22:12:33
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answered by Anonymous
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Thou shalt not pull covers over thy mates head after flatulence.
2006-10-06 21:57:45
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answered by - 2
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