2006-10-06 14:34:07 · 19 answers · asked by scotttorrez 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Are you from Tennesse..CAuse your the only TEN I SEE!...I lost my number can i have yours....Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!...Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?...Is there a mirror in your pants cause i see myself in them
2006-10-06 14:43:03 · answer #1 · answered by Meggee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know if these are the funniest or worst (would depend on your sense of humor.)
"Did you fart? Cause you blow me away."
"If you were a buger I pick you!"
2006-10-06 21:38:34 · answer #2 · answered by will_run4basketball 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahhh.. love this question-have heard so many bad lines-and they keep on coming " girl do you like my shirt-cause i could see you wearing it"-couldn't help but to laugh my a-- off-the other night and tell him sorry it's not my color/ what happened to the gentlemen
2006-10-06 21:45:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotten plenty of dumb pickup lines, but this is the most interesting pickup convo....happened in an elevator in the building where I work
He: "I see you not wearing a ring, you not married, what's yo name?"
(I tell him mine and ask him what his is)
"Uuuuuh..Marcus"
"What took you so long to tell me your name?"
"Girl, I was just tryin to get to know you and tell you my nickname."
"which is..?"
"Ghost"
2006-10-06 21:56:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Did it hurt?, I'd reply, Did what hurt?, and he'd say, When you fell from heaven?
2006-10-06 21:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Aubrey's mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come over and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
2006-10-06 21:45:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The stupidest one I got from a guy who was actually serious was:
"Hey. Did you fart cause girl? You blew me away!"
2006-10-06 21:37:30 · answer #7 · answered by >:} 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do your feet hurt cus u have been running in my mind all day, yeah lol i smacked this one dude for such a pathetic pickup line when he told me that.
2006-10-06 21:37:13 · answer #8 · answered by BlinkOnce 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cos i could sure see myself in your pants.
2006-10-06 21:35:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl give me sum of that .
2006-10-06 21:35:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋