I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS EARLIER TODAY AS I WALKED DOWN THE STREET ON MY WAY TO MY 3 MILLION DOLLAR A YEAR JOB. SUDDENLY FROM OUT THE SEWERS CAME A CRIPPLE IN AN ELECTRONIC WHEELCHAIR!!!! HE CUT ME OFF, AND SAID 'DAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR' LIKE A FARKING MONGOOSE. THATS WHEN I DECIDED I WASNT ABOUT TO TAKE ANY OF HIS $HIT ANY MORE!!! IT WAS THEN THAT I LOST MY NORMALLY COOL COMPOSURE AND FLEW INTO A FIT OF RAGE!!!! I WALKED UP BEHIND HIS WHEELCHAIR AND TURNED THE SWITCH TO 'OFF' AND TOOK THE BATTERY OUT SO HE COULDN'T ESCAPE!!!! HE TRIED SEVERAL TIMES TO ACCELERATE (HE DIDN'T KNOW YET THAT I HAD DEACTIVATED HIS CHAIR!!!!) FINALLY THEN I LOOKED HIM SQUARE IN THE EYES AND SAID 'MERRY CHRISTMAS *****!'. I EXECUTED A GOVERNMENT-BANNED FLYING NINJA KICK TO HIS THROAT!!!! HE FELL RIGHT OUT OF HIS WHEELCHAIR AND LANDED ON THE STREET!!! I SAID 'IM SENDING YOU BACK TO THE GENETIC CESSPOOL YOU CRAWLED OUT OF' AND I DRUG HIM INTO AN ALLY BY THE CORD ATTACHED TO HIS FEEDING MACHINE.
2006-10-06 14:03:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I COULD TELL THAT HE HADN'T LEARNED HIS LESSON YET SO I SHAVED HIS HEAD, THEN I PULLED OUT A DRILL AND CARVED A HOLE IN HIS HEAD!!!! NEXT I PULLED DOWN MY OVERALLS AND WHIPPED OUT MY 15 INCH SCHLONG OF ANAL AND VAGANAL DESTRUCTION. I SAID TO HIM 'EVER BEEN SKULLFARKED, MONGOLOID?' AND THEN I BEGAN TO COPULATE WITH HIS FRESHLY DRILLED SKULLTWAT!!!!!! I LITERALLY F*CKED WITH HIS MIND, AND DEVISTATED ANY CHANCE HE EVER HAD IN LIFE. AS I THRUST MY MANLY SHAFT IN ONE FINAL TIME, I PULLED A SPIKED BAT OUT OF MY BACK POCKET AND CRACKED HIS KNEES!!!! I WITHDREW AND LET HIM FALL ONTO THE GROUND. THEN I VOMITED ON HIS BRAIN THROUGH HIS SKULLHOLE AND SH!T INTO HIS FEEDING TUBE MACHINE AND FARKED HIS *** UNTIL IT WAS RED WITH SORENESS!!!! I LEFT HIM IN THE ALLY ANALY DEGRADED, HUMILIATED, AND USED WITH HIS RUMP EXPOSED, HIS PANTS AROUND HIS ANKLES AND COVERED IN PUKE AND SH!T!!!!!
2006-10-06 14:03:55 · update #1
IT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER DONE!!!! AND TO MAKE A GREAT THING GREATER, I KEPT HIS WHEELCHAIR AND RODE IT THE REST OF THE WAY TO WORK!!!!!!
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2006-10-06 14:04:07 · update #2
god ur so lame. stop bothering everybody with your stupid story. it wasnt funny, interesting, or provacative in any way just boring and time consuming. either u want people to email u because ur lonely or thats not even ur email address.
2006-10-06 14:13:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Take some of your pills. to calm down you are stress out to the point of a heart attack
you can live after a heart attack
and end up
in a wheel chair
with someone giving you a hard time!
2006-10-06 14:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by Wicked 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHOA! Nice story, sick and twisted yet with a twang of humor! Anger is another great element so keep it coming! hope your ride to work was smooth in that wheelchair-lol
2006-10-06 14:27:57 · answer #3 · answered by Kellie W 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Save some pills for me.
2006-10-06 17:23:03 · answer #4 · answered by pinkrosegreeneyes bluerose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you are at the bottom then the only way is up so it can only get better....
: )
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah life is good !
2006-10-06 14:19:58 · answer #5 · answered by Kitty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha wow i totally didn't understand that at all.. but it made me laugh =] but i do get the first question.. and don't take the pills! don't kill yourself! do something fun.. go on a trip.. date.. get a good job.... okayy =]
2006-10-06 14:12:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What kind of pills?.....aren't you going to share?
I could really use some Vicadin right now.
2006-10-06 14:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by AngelsFan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good story! I loved how you served him with a vengeance lol
2006-10-06 14:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by ♥TransylvanianVamp♥ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
GOOD GOD MAN dont you have anything better to do?
this question has been on here before!
2006-10-06 16:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by luckyduck2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute! try to be nicer. life may be karmic eh?
2006-10-06 14:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by enord 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋