A little girl was leading her dog through the park
when an old man stopped her, saying, "That's sure a
pretty dress you're wearing."
The little girl smiled, "Thank you, Sir. My mama
bought it for me. This is my dog Porky."
The old man chuckled, "I'll bet a nickel I can guess
why you called him that."
She shook her head, "I'll bet you can't."
He laughed, "You called him Porky because he's so fat."
She shook her head. "No Sir, we call him that because
he f**cks pigs."
2006-10-06 14:01:11 · 17 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it! Funny SH!T!!
2006-10-06 14:09:49 · answer #1 · answered by if i only knew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the little girl not know that she should not be talking to strangers?
2006-10-06 22:44:12 · answer #2 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope sorry
2006-10-06 21:22:45 · answer #3 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does a little girl even know how to use that word? and does she even know what she means by saying it.
2006-10-06 21:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-10-06 21:03:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. but what was his reation. you need a better ending
2006-10-06 21:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda
2006-10-06 21:04:00 · answer #7 · answered by shizzle my fizzle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should just stop trying ASAP.
2006-10-06 21:05:02 · answer #8 · answered by Understood 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i laughed.... but maybe its because i am buzzed. haha
2006-10-06 22:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's particularly hilarious....
2006-10-06 21:10:02 · answer #10 · answered by person 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋