This is a joke folks ......don't get bent out of shape.
I will post the answer in 5 minutes
2006-10-06 13:49:33 · 19 answers · asked by barrettins 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God is White. God said I am who I am. If he were black he would have said I be who I be.
2006-10-06 13:56:29 · update #1
you really made my black a$s be laughin' lol
2006-10-06 15:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't he be kind of a brownish/yellowish color considering where that he is from?
My god seems to look a lot like a singer from the late sixties. Longish hair, white and probably wears Birkenstocks.
2006-10-06 21:14:31 · answer #2 · answered by nichole2583 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is a spiritual being. He is neither black, nor white.
2006-10-06 20:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he's green-ish with yellow polka dots
lol what kind of question is this? hahaha, how the hell should we know
wait you can talk to god?...well tell him that he owes me $50! or we're gonna have a serious problem
2006-10-06 20:52:30 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Meow♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a kid asked his dad. is god black or wite?
dad said both
kid said is god a male or female
dad said ...both
kid said " is god Micheal Jackson??"
HAHAHAHaaa
2006-10-06 20:52:18 · answer #5 · answered by anarchy_bja 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God is a spirit, so He's no color.... unless you're about to tell us that your black dog is named God, or some such! ;-)
2006-10-06 20:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by catintrepid 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is spiritual but Jesus was Jewish i believe...lol
2006-10-06 20:51:35 · answer #7 · answered by ♥D@t_bLaSiaN♥ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
EDIT: God didn't say that. Popeye did.
2006-10-06 20:51:25 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummm.....chocolate chip maccadamia nut lol, black and white
2006-10-06 20:51:43 · answer #9 · answered by Fade__Out 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
bad question
you dont question God
yyou just DONT
2006-10-06 20:51:28 · answer #10 · answered by amber 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋