2006-10-06 13:47:33 · 11 answers · asked by Nora Explora 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Very good...I almost went on about Scientology...but I caught your tongue in cheek....very nice ...I'll use it tomorrow...thanks for the LOL
PS thanks to smilycat as well...
2006-10-06 13:52:08 · answer #1 · answered by bob r 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A fool thinks in his heart there is no God, so says the Bible.
In the Beginning God created heavens and earth.
God gives you air to breathe and sunshine to enjoy.
God gives you water to drink and food to eat.
God gives you a wonderful body and sound mind, to live.
God loves you, and you are precious to Him.
Son of God died on the Cross to save us from condemnation.
Jesus’ love is boundless and everlasting.
We have the hope of Heaven through Jesus.
Life therefore has fantastic and glorious future!
(Digestion of above can even prevent depression and suicide attempt.)
2006-10-06 13:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by tmthyh 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
fake. a guy who publicizes, in keeping with some particular wisdom, there's a god = prophet. a guy who publicizes, in keeping with some particular wisdom, there is not any god = prophet. the two certainly one of them have their prophets. See Dawkins, Hitchens. Very humorous although.
2016-11-26 22:01:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Indeed. And some say that there's hell to pay if we've got it wrong. But I don't think these folks have a prayer of being right.
2006-10-06 13:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by JAT 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not with Maddy O'Hair
2006-10-06 13:48:39 · answer #5 · answered by BABY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. And I've heard that when they die they have "All dressed up and nowhere to go" put on their headstones.
2006-10-06 15:53:54 · answer #6 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. Lol
2006-10-06 13:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee, Hee, Hee! Ha! Ha! Ha! Snicker! I love it your great!
2006-10-06 13:52:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, atheists are not organized, and it sure is nonprofitable.
2006-10-06 13:49:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
with puns like these, who needs anemones?
2006-10-06 13:50:06 · answer #10 · answered by Smiley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋