CAUTION: Your daughter might be on board
Hang up and drive!
Welcome to America ..... Now speak English
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: Everybody, But Me."
If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
The proctologist called...they found your head.
Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2006-10-06 13:38:07 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL I like the "Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me." Another favorite of mine is, "If it's called Tourist season, then why can't we shoot them?"
2006-10-06 13:46:40 · answer #1 · answered by Katie Girl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
right here in Texas, we had a Governor's race those days that secure Kinky Friedman - a author/rancher and musician who was once in a band observed as Kinky and the Jewboys back in the Sixties and 70s. He ran for governor as an autonomous, and in basic terms gained the hearts of many. considered one of his bumper stickers in help of his campaign says: "My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy" i think of that's kinda humorous. Or - "He ain't kinky, he's my Governor" (sung to the song, "He ain't heavy, he's my brother"). there is likewise yet another considered one of my favorites - "mean people suck!" properly, isn't that for the time of certainty a "mean" assertion, subsequently making the "wearer" of the bumper decal "mean", and subsequently declaring that that guy or woman additionally sucks! i've got additionally seen a bumper decal back in the course of the Volkswagen "Fahrvergnugen" days that had the VW guy or woman (insignia) dancing and the decal pronounced "Fukengruven". That exchange into fantastically humorous!
2016-12-16 03:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My bumpersticker:
Your honor student is merely a pawn in my Chihuahua's diabolical world domination plot!!!
2006-10-06 14:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those are funny. How about these....
Stupid people shouldn't breed.
It's not how big your pole is, it's how you wiggle your worm.
I'm not drunk you shilly sit!
2006-10-06 14:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by ticktock 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-10-06 13:45:43 · answer #5 · answered by pink_pink_mall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~thats cute came up with that on your own post more i wanna be drunk and laugh som more~~~
P.s its real funny HARDY HARRR HARRR
2006-10-06 13:42:32 · answer #6 · answered by EiaMaria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, Just Awesome. Here's one:
as@, cash or grass, no one rides for free!!!
2006-10-06 13:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Mo 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
most rude and pointless, some funny.
2006-10-06 13:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by myself 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah great 1's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-06 14:20:57 · answer #9 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋