What do you think? Could this happen?

Question

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR.
After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and
George asks him his name.
"Stanley," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't
have health insurance?"
Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddiesthat they
will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question
time. Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his
name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"Actually, I have 6 questions.

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't
have health insurance?
Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

When a witch is near you have little to fear.

Answer 1

Now that's funny. In way. When we take back the Senate in November we might get the answers to those questions during Impeachment. The investigations will be greater than Nixon and Clinton added.
Squawkers, answer these two. What happen to "the great uniter" GW Bush said he would be? What happened to the "compassionate conservative" GW Bush said he would be? You worship a liar and embrace his lies as the truth.

Answer 2

He'd have to have been visiting a school for retarded children for that to happen.

Let's break down your questions, okay?

1. The invasion of Iraq was to enforce UN Resolutions, not WMD. That being the case, the UN had already authorized the use of force, unless you want to believe that a UN Resolution is meaningless, in which case it's long past time to get the hell out of the UN. A more intelligent question would be about why we stay in the UN in the first place.

2. The question betrays a total ignorance of the Constitution of the United States and the purpose for the electoral college, and also ignorance of the actual content of the Bush V. Gore decisions.

3. Good question, but you know, it's a pretty big world to hide in. As I recall, they aren't sure whether one of the bodies found in 1945 was Hitler or not.

4. Again you betray an ignorance of the intended structure and function of the federal government. The issue wasn't gay marriage, it was courts exceeding their constitutional limitations, a very real concern and a threat to liberty. Health care is not within the federal purview. Your willingness to casually make it a federal responsibility is frightening, since it's the same federal government that decided human waste can be used as fertilizer on spinach not long ago.

Get a clue. Just read the Constitution.

Answer 3

Well any school that fosters such dissent and critical thinking is obviously one that is unpatriotic and un-American according to Bush. After all, one voice of protest can be silenced discreetly. Two voices of protest, according to the demented Republican mind, is obviously indicative of a pervasive threat of sedition. Like all other dilemmas, Bush will handle’s Steve’s inquisitiveness by declaring that the school is now part of the “Axis of Evil” and then he would have the school bombed to Kingdom Come. Then he would hold a press conference stating that “The Mission Was Accomplished” and the world is safe for mindless, freedom loving, automatons that are currently being churned out by his “No Child Left Behind” program.

Then the emblematic Lee Greenwood Song "I Am Proud To Be An American" will be played by the orchestra, and all redknecks will bob their heads in unison; feeling secure in the notion that the world is safe for conformity.

Answer 4

Great post! I think you could title this one... 'The history of the Republican Party'. Even better... My good friend who is a hard line NeoCon says that Stanley did not really exist, Steve is a terrorist and the President is protecting America and our education system from children like Steve...

Answer 5

Easy questions...

1.UN does nothing. Waste of time to listen to anything they say.

2.Bush became president becuase he was voted by the electoral college as stated in the Constitution.

3.Osama got away. Bush messed up getting him just like several presidents before him.

4.I don't see Bush ranting on how gay marriage is bad. I see him going places talking about terrorism and how important it is that we work together and not be divided.

Answer 6

Yea right. You seem to have to much time on your hands and really hate the President.

Answer 7

Interesting, but how will having a witch near help?

Answer 8

Greaaaat. I think I found stanley while I was fishing last week

Answer 9

umm ok if i know kids and i do because i still think like one it would be more fitting if the kid said something like "my daddy said that you and dick chanie have sleepovers with Michael Jackson " . kids...not so into the world news as much as just repeting what they here.


go Bush woo hoo~!~

Answer 10

lol, this could defintely happen! its obvious george bush is a crapy president, and those who support him are just too damn hardcore republican to figure it out.