15 reasons I like to be a woman?

Question

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3 Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked
13. We will never regret piercing our ears
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

How do you like

Answer 1

Very true. and also we dont have to beat our friends around to show them that we love them

Answer 2

Nice

Answer 3

so true
also
we can wear skirts any time we like, not just when we pretend to be scottish
"it's that time of the month" gets us out of anything, even if "that time" happens 3 1/2 weeks out of every month :-)

Answer 4

awesome. that is so true. i love to be a woman and they say men got more advantages?! I think we rule the world. LOL

Answer 5

holy crap I have to spread this one around to all the girls I know. Number 4 almost made me piss myself.

Answer 6

aoll 15 are oh so very true - good ones - i likey very muchy

Answer 7

So true so true...especially the last one.

Answer 8

hahaha i'm glad to be a woman too

Answer 9

We need to stick together.

Answer 10

awesome! eleven made me laugh.