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How can I be cured, Jesus wont help me?

2006-10-06 11:51:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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You seem to have some very horrible issues with your body sis. This isn't the first post by you here. Get those hemorrhoids and yeast infection checked out before you catch something else.

2006-10-06 11:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪justpassingby♪♫♪ 5 · 0 0

Hemorrhoids are associated with constipation and straining at bowel movements. How to get rid of hemorrhoids https://tr.im/HemorrhoidsRelief
Pregnancy is also associated with hemorrhoids. These conditions lead to increased pressure within the hemorrhoidal veins that causes them to swell. Other conditions, for example chronic liver disease, may also cause increased venous pressure and may be associated with hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are very common and are estimated to occur in up to one-half of the population by age 50.

2016-01-15 10:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

It is not up to Jesus to heal your anal area. You need to get off the fence post and smear some hemorhoid cream on your ***. Why do you think it is up to Jesus ??? He put you on this earth to take care of your temple(or your body) . I suggest strongly to you, who claim to be the smartest Christian, to go to a Doctor, who can cut the hemoroids out and rid you of that filthy problem. Your *** will always stink. With or without the hemoroids. When you give birth to babies, the hemoroids, will get so big, that they will truely look like hot air balloons. So take my advice. Go get the damned things cut out. But until then, smear lots of hemoroid cream on your ***. I told you to select the smartest Christian questions. This is not a good one. Try again !!

2006-10-06 12:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Norskeyenta 6 · 0 0

Go to Hemmorhoid Relief center

2006-10-06 11:53:33 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. B 1 · 1 0

Go sit on some more fence posts!

2006-10-06 12:02:35 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Jesus has already made a way for you to get help by giving doctors the necessecary skills to treat your condition.

2006-10-06 11:54:24 · answer #6 · answered by Neea_Gastino 3 · 0 0

He sent you all those pharmacies that stock Preparation H didn't he? BTW, should we call you Nikki sub cpt....or CPTsub Nikki?

2006-10-06 11:58:28 · answer #7 · answered by eantaelor 4 · 2 0

Aw, some mad little boy has a crush on Nikki. Too cute !!!

2006-10-06 11:53:18 · answer #8 · answered by BABY 3 · 3 0

That is the filthiest thing I've ever heard.

2006-10-06 11:55:04 · answer #9 · answered by amanda ann 2 · 1 0

ive heard preperation h is supposed to work,give it a try.

2006-10-06 11:58:26 · answer #10 · answered by drifter 1 · 0 0

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