My favorite joke. Does anyone else think this is funny?

Question

A fat woman walks into a bar carrying a duck and the bartender asks "What are you doing bringing that pig in here?" The lady says "Excuse me, but it's a duck, not a pig." The bartender then says to her "Excuse me, but I was talking to the duck."

Answer 1

It's a funny joke but it's a bad joke. Oh... and i'm not saying that cause i'm fat!!!

Drum role!

Answer 2

nope. this is funnier:
A fat assed woman walks into a bar carrying a pig. The bartender says where did you get that? and the pig says "i won her at a fair"
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Answer 3

well, how about this then: a woman goes up to her priest and says "Father, you've got to help me, my husband keeps falling asleep during your surmons, I can't do anything to wake him up and I'm at my wits end with him, what can I do?" The priest just smiles and give the woman a sewing needle, "here, take this, come back next Sunday, and if i see your husband falling asleep, I shall give you a nod and jab him with this, it should help."

The next Sunday the priest is talking away and he then says "Can anyone tell me the first intail of Adam and Eve's first born?" The man starts to fall asleep, and so nods at the woman, who jabs her husband. The man jumps up startled and screams "Aye!" The priest is very impressed with this, and compliments the man. a few minutes later, the priest moves on to another subject, eventually, he gets another audience participation question going, "Can anyone give me the name of our Lord?" He sees the man falling asleep again and nods to the woman who again, jabs her husband, at which point he shouts out "Jesus!" The priest is impressed again and once more compliments the man on his partcipation. Once again though, the topic goes back to Adam and Eve and the priest then says "Now, can anyone tell me what eve said to Adam after they had their one hundreth child?" the man is quick to respond this time and shouts at his wife by saying "If you stick that in me once more, I'm going to snap it in half and shove it up your a s s !"

Answer 4

Your comedian tale approximately your d!ck basically makes you sound like an boastful, boastful, scumbag. My first concept replaced into "Yeah, precise, you lump of sh!$!" in spite of the undeniable fact that the girl's password comedian tale is of expert high quality, because of the fact I did pay attention a arise comedian particularly tell a similar comedian tale on a comedy point. do no longer bear in mind his call. possibly the place the girl heard it from too.

Answer 5

Haha

Answer 6

So so funny. Not very politically correct. Crude and derogatory.

Answer 7

Boo...not funny

Answer 8

its funny, but that like fall out of my chair funny!

Answer 9

I think its funny... but I think everything is funny!

Answer 10

a classic