Just a couple to start you off.
Mummy Mummy daddys gone out.
Shut up and pour some more kero over him.
Mummy Mummy can I lick the bowl?
Shut up and pull the chain.
2006-10-06
11:30:15
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slipper
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➔ Jokes & Riddles
For those who don't get it...........Daddy is on fire.
The bowl is the toilet.
Get it???
2006-10-06
11:34:54 ·
update #1
You have to be joking!
I just can't believe you don't get it.
Once apon a time all toilets had chains that you had to pull to flush it.
Maybe I should have said "just press the button"
It's just a bloody joke, mate!!!
2006-10-06
11:40:07 ·
update #2
Thank God the light bulb finally lit up.
Thanks "festus" I was begining to worry.
2006-10-06
11:41:59 ·
update #3
YES that's it, you got it now!!!!
2006-10-06
11:42:46 ·
update #4
Hey "Vette" you please some of the people some of the time.
2006-10-06
11:52:39 ·
update #5
"EiaMaria" ......Why do some people have to be so bloody serious in the joke section.
I wrote them as I remembered them I didn't look them up like some people do.
2006-10-06
14:34:58 ·
update #6
In Australia we spell it MUMMY not mommy, you were looking at an American site.
2006-10-06
14:39:42 ·
update #7
Sorry for boring you "Bombadier"
but it was your choice to answer me, if I'm such a bore why don't you just ignore me??
2006-10-07
15:42:51 ·
update #8
Mummy Mummy, can I wear a bra now? I'm sixteen.
Shut up, Ralph!
2006-10-06 17:52:07
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answer #1
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answered by JubJub 6
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Mummy Mummy, slipper is boring me again.
Shut up and vote thumbs down.
2006-10-07 11:13:51
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answer #2
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answered by Bombadier99 2
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mummy mummy i need the toilet
shut up and do it in your napppy
mummy mummy i don't havr anymore left
take this money and go to the store and get some nappies and fags
mummy mummy it isn't enough
well then go to the toilet and clean the mess up yourself
mummy mummy i can't do that
shut up i'm taking my crack!
i know lame but it was the only thing i could think of
mummy mummy i'm hungry
just go to burger king and buy me some chips
mummy mummy i don't have any money
get a job
but mummy i'm only two
2006-10-06 19:05:15
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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Mummy, Mummy, why is Daddy running away?
Shut up and help me reload the shotgun!
Mummy, mummy, my sister's spoiled.
Don't be silly, that's just the perfume she wears.
2006-10-06 18:40:18
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answer #4
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answered by vorlon 4
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Mummy Mummy jokes suck!
â£
2006-10-06 18:45:12
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answer #5
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answered by VetteLeo 6
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Mummy Mummy.. why is Daddy twitching?
Shut up and help me with this pillow will ya...
2006-10-06 20:05:38
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answer #6
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answered by ? 5
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But Mummy Mummy, I don't want to go to Africa, shut up and keep swimming.
2006-10-06 18:39:57
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answer #7
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answered by festus_porkchop 6
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~~~atleast type it right if u gonna pawn it off as your own!!!~~
go here this is were they have the sick jokes A.K.A(MUMMY, MUMMY JOKES)
2006-10-06 21:28:30
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answer #8
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answered by EiaMaria 3
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I think that kind of went over my head. Huh?
2006-10-06 18:32:45
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answer #9
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answered by Marenight 7
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I don't get the second one at all---what the hell does it mean?
2006-10-06 18:35:09
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answer #10
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answered by Jane Doe 3
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