A boy sees his mother cheating on her husband, so he hides in the closet. his father comes home early, so she has her friend hide in the closet. So the boy says to the man "Pretty dark in here huh?" the man replies "yes it is". The boy askes " would you like to buy a baseball for $250, an let me remind you that my dad is in the driveway" The man buys the ball. Afew days later it is the same scenario, the boys says "pretty dark in here huh?" the man says "yes it is", the boy says "would you like to buy this glove for $750?" the man buys the glove. A few days later the father askes his som to play some catch in the yard, the boy says that he cant because he sold his stuff for 1000 dollars. The father is mad that his son would hustle his friends, so he takes him to the church and puts him in the confession booth. The boy says "pretty dark in here huh?" and then he hears "Don't start that sh*t again"
2006-10-06
11:26:51
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