2006-10-06 10:37:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not as stupid as you look.
2006-10-06 10:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When life gives you lemons squirt it in -a hated persons name-'s eye
There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count and those who can't
Everyone's ugly in their own way
Everyone has talent, just some people don't have much
If the chicken never crossed the road life would be a tragedy
Saddam: weapon of mass DISTRACTION
Eminem for president! (I still don't see how that's funny though, I was serious)
DON'T DO DRUGS you're already messed up as it is
If a guy did the dishes but there was no woman there to see it did it really happen? (probably not)
2006-10-06 10:43:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman at work is always telling people to "suck wind" and my father once said "that's so gross it would gag a maggot" I still laugh just thinking about it. lol
2006-10-06 11:03:02 · answer #3 · answered by djgirlkimber2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When walkiing in a store and it says on the door (No pet's allowed) I tell my husband he has to wait in the car.Lol
2006-10-06 11:20:53 · answer #4 · answered by tr2thhrt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You one of deem dare genuses only a smart person would do something so foolish
2006-10-06 10:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry Berry 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull them Big-Girl panties up, and get over it!
Whatever flips your switch.
Whatever blows your whistle.
Whatever blows your skirttail up.
2006-10-08 01:53:17 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never hold in your farts. They travel up the spinal cord and into your brain. thats what leads to sh***y ideas.
2006-10-06 14:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by Susie Homemaker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say: a streaker is not suited for his job.
2006-10-06 10:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If i had a brain, i`d be dangerous!
2006-10-06 10:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.... It scaries people
2006-10-06 10:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by Miss Nightmare 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋