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I'll give you 10 points if you can prove me a you're an outrageous lier.

2006-10-06 09:58:42 · 22 answers · asked by alex777 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

Paris Hilton may be smart to some degree. I may be ugly for you. I need a really good lie. Think people.

2006-10-06 10:19:57 · update #1

It's so simple it's not even funny anymore. Where are all the smart people?

2006-10-06 10:42:19 · update #2

Here is a hint: Tell me lie, that will make me say "That's definetly a lie".

Another tip: Read my question couple of times, then you might get it.

2006-10-07 12:49:17 · update #3

22 answers

Paris Hilton is smart

2006-10-06 10:15:38 · answer #1 · answered by Jenna 2 · 0 1

Paris Hilton is smarter than Albert Einstein. Nicole Richie is the fattest person in the universe. Star Jones Is skinner than a toothpick. I'm a famous porn star. Michael Jackson is not a child molester. Hippies don't sell drugs. Bush is very smart.

2006-10-06 11:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by KITZYA R 3 · 0 0

what do you mean by lier?
being a lier like this.........
"BigNameCompany is really excited about partnering with us." As long as you understand that the most realistic definition of "partnering" is "a relationship that lacks a business model," this lie can't hurt you too much. Especially because it's unlikely that Big Name Company is really excited, so nothing will happen at all.

2006-10-06 10:19:40 · answer #3 · answered by lord p3dro 1 · 0 0

You are an outrageous liar because if more than one person says this, you can't give all of them 10 points!

2006-10-06 12:21:09 · answer #4 · answered by Ann 2 · 0 0

That Paris Hilton is smart in some ways ... Those are some really ugly ******** ****. I mean, what the heck? It can't be real, and if it is....YUCK! ...

2006-10-06 13:33:50 · answer #5 · answered by Lipstick 6 · 0 0

ok. i swear on the bible this happened.

i had my friends over and i was goofin off. i picked up the phone, dialed 911, and put it down quick. little did i know that 911 could track phone calls. ": (. a policeman came to our house to ask if everything was okay. mom asked if anyone had dialed the phone and i lied and said i didn't do it. bad me! i got my friend in trouble, and i got grounded (mom found out). : (

I lied to a police man!!! (oh boi!!!)

2006-10-06 11:08:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OK.....Yo mama is a Thesbian. Yo papa is a homo sapien. And you mastacate in public. Now none of that could possibly be true

2006-10-06 11:17:14 · answer #7 · answered by barrettins 3 · 0 0

Wink! * LOL.


Have a nice Sunday!

2006-10-08 02:09:20 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

I can't prove it. It's called the liar's paradox.

2006-10-06 10:19:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LIER I DON'T LIE EVER . JUST CAN'T IT IS WRONG! NEXT TOME ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING HONEST!

2006-10-06 10:23:34 · answer #10 · answered by lisababyg ♥ 5 · 0 0

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