There were three guys: one american, one british and one russian and were all looking for work. they noticed in the newspaper this add: we are hiring security guys, we pay $500 a day. Men interested can come for an interviw at the address..... (need to bring along their wives).
First the american went in. He was given a gun and was told : take this gun and kill your wife. this is your first test. At this, the american guy said: What???????? Are you ******* crazy? No way I'll do that. Good Bye. and he stormed out of the room.Than the british went in and he was told the same thing and he cried:
What the bloody hell is that? Are you serious? No way.... I don't need your money... and he left, furious.
Than the russian came in and when he was told the same thing he took the gun and went on the hall.
Gun shots were fired... screams and bangs were heared. in a while, the russian came back and said: wat is this? Idiots!!!!you put blind bullets in the gun??And I had to strungle her instead
2006-10-06 09:50:46 · 25 answers · asked by angel.2u@home 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its okay...
2006-10-06 09:52:29 · answer #1 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ya sort of but not as funny as this..............
husband and wife are like liver and kidney
husband is the liver and wife is the kidney
if liver fails, kidney fails
if kidney fails, liver finds another kidney
lol
hahahahhahhahahahaha
2006-10-06 10:24:14 · answer #2 · answered by lord p3dro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny you missed it by a long shot
2006-10-06 10:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Yep. LOL.
Have a nice Sunday!
2006-10-08 02:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That wasn't the least bit entertaining.
2006-10-06 09:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by Drew 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty bad
2006-10-06 10:24:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, it's very funny!
2006-10-06 10:47:00 · answer #7 · answered by Female O ♥ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old news.
That came across my email years ago!
2006-10-06 10:02:32 · answer #8 · answered by P. K. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fair
2006-10-06 09:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by shamoo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, sorry I dont, I think its lame.
2006-10-06 09:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by Brittney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is quite funny.. if not politically incorrect
2006-10-06 10:04:56 · answer #11 · answered by de bizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋