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Plenty of seats, sit on the floor

One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and shot the two dead boys
If you do not believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too

2006-10-06 09:51:35 · answer #1 · answered by amber ɹəqɯɐ 4 · 8⤊ 0⤋

Ladies and gentlemen,umbrellas and walkingsticks,
I come before you,To stand behind you.
To tell you something I know nothing about.
If next Tuesday is a dry Wednesday,
There will be an open air meeting in the town hall,
Cushion seats, sit on the floor,
Admission free, pay at the door.
I take drugs it is not true
I am schizo how about you

2006-10-06 16:58:24 · answer #2 · answered by Jenna 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋

I just know this version:

Dear Ladies and Jellyspoons

I come before you
to stand behind you
And tell you something
I know nothing about

Next Thursday,
which is Good Friday,
there will be a Mothers meeting,
for Fathers only.

Wear your best clothes
if you haven't any,
and if you can come,
please stay at home.

Admission's free
pay at the door.
Take a seat
and sit on the floor.

It makes no difference
where you sit
The man in the gallery's
sure to spit.

2006-10-06 16:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by Drewood 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋

i thought it went

Dear Ladles and Gellyspoons,
i come before you to stand behind you
to tell you something i know nothing about
this Thursday, which is good Friday,
there will be a mother's meeting for fathers only
bring your children if you haven't any
admission is free, pay at the door
pull up a chair and sit on the floor
Thank you for your unkind attention.

but i don't know the line to your version

Sandy B. the last line of the poem goes
...if you don't believe my lie is true ask the blind man she saw it too

2006-10-06 16:54:15 · answer #4 · answered by Tamara 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋

One dark morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One deaf policeman heard the noise
And came to shoot the two dead boys
If you do not believe this lie
Go ask the blind man, he watched them die.

2006-10-06 16:54:11 · answer #5 · answered by S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋

What is that from? it sounds cool! Like I'd like the book.

2006-10-06 16:55:49 · answer #6 · answered by Valeria 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋

so come tomorrow or the day before

2006-10-07 12:47:20 · answer #7 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋

Listen to me, cover your ears?

OR

Give your opinion, don't say a word?

That's very good. First time I've seen that one!

2006-10-06 17:01:04 · answer #8 · answered by slipper 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋

I love these little backwards saying... where did you get them?

2006-10-06 17:27:11 · answer #9 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋

go around a straight crooked corner
and see a dead donkey alive
take out your knife to shoot him
and spit in his bloody eye.

2006-10-06 16:53:33 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋

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