a man went to the doctors as he couldn't get an errection. The Doctor said "well there is an operation you can have that involves taking the muscle tissue from an elephants trunk and placing it around the base of the p.en.i.s".
The man said " so long as no elephants are hurt during this op then ok i will do it."
3 weeks later the man is in a restaraunt with his girl when he feels a stirring in his loins. He unzips his pants to relieve the pressure when his p e.n.i.s snakes out of his trousers and onto the table , takes some food off the plate and returns back to his trousers.
His girl said "wow can you do that again "
The bloke said " no i dont think i can fit another bread toll up my a.r.s.e.
2006-10-06 09:49:40 · 17 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yep, I laughed. LOL.
Have a nice Sunday!
2006-10-08 02:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one appeals to a blokish sense of humor I think. Well I laughed. What does that say about me??
2006-10-06 17:59:57 · answer #2 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That made me laugh but then i do have a warped sense of humour and a vivid imagination.
2006-10-06 17:07:51 · answer #3 · answered by pearl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, got bored half way through reading it.
2006-10-06 17:11:50 · answer #4 · answered by salvationcity 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes good one.
2006-10-06 16:52:41 · answer #5 · answered by Tracker 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haha ha hahaha that's a good one.
2006-10-06 16:53:02 · answer #6 · answered by patica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think it's funny at all.
2006-10-07 09:04:23 · answer #7 · answered by kas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too brilliant but it did make me chuckle!
2006-10-06 16:53:57 · answer #8 · answered by jayke 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny
2006-10-06 16:52:03 · answer #9 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i really dont think so its funny
2006-10-06 17:01:48 · answer #10 · answered by devil 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋