The father comes home from work and sees a brand new Corvette in the driveway. His son is sitting in it. He asks the son, "where did you get it?"
His son says, "the woman down the street sold it to me for 50 bucks."
Thinking his son stole it, they both march down the street, and the father asks the woman, "Did you just sell my son the Vet for 50 bucks?"
She said, "sure did".
Why would you sell an expensive car for 50 bucks?
The woman said, " My husband just ran off with his secretary. He phoned home and said, I can have everything else, but just sell the Vet, and send him the money. So I did."
2006-10-06
09:47:23
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