"Jack, it's your brother, Bob, here," came the voice down the telephone line. "Im not going to be able to get back for dad's funeral because Im stuck in the Australian outback. Do something nice for him and send me the bill."
So Jack did as his brother wished and sent Bob a bill for £100 which Bob paid immediately.
However the following month, Bob received another bill for £100 and this happened each and every month. Eventually he managed to catch up with Jack and asked him what was going on.
"Well, you said do something nice for dad," protested Jack, "so I hired him a nice black three-piece suit."
2006-10-06 09:29:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Must be something wrong with me.....I thought that was really funny----renting a suit to bury him in. HAHAHAHA.
2006-10-06 09:53:59 · answer #1 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought voices went through telephone lines, not down them.
2006-10-06 16:37:20 · answer #2 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lame!
2006-10-06 16:32:14 · answer #3 · answered by yeahbutnobut 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh dear! I feel so much better about the s*** joke i just posted!
2006-10-06 16:54:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ummm....I guess I can find a little humor in it....but it's still pretty lame!
2006-10-06 16:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
just a little lol xx
2006-10-06 16:34:42 · answer #6 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i fail to see the humor in this
2006-10-06 17:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do I look like I'm amused... well I do but I'm NOT
2006-10-06 16:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
umm i think i missed the punch line.... i dont get it.....
2006-10-06 16:59:06 · answer #9 · answered by hottmama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm trying to find my laugh.
2006-10-06 16:34:24 · answer #10 · answered by realstyles2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋