A widow of only a few months goes out on her first date since the death of her husband. They have a great evening but when he makes a move, she holds him back saying, "I can't. I'm wearing black knickers because I'm still in mourning for my husband."
They continue to date, although it never goes past a goodnight kiss at the end of the evening.
Then a few weeks later in the middle of a passionate embrace, he gets out a packet of black condoms.
"What are those for?" she asks.
"I'd like to give you my condolences!" he replies. :)
2006-10-06 09:17:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ho ho on the subject of death
A young man started working at the mortuary, the senior mortician said to the young man "in that room is the late Mrs Jones, can you go in and make her look presentable" so the young man went in the room and came out fifteen minutes later sniggering, the mortician said to the young man "what do you find amusing" he replied " she has a prawn between her legs" "a what" replied the mortician, to which the young man replied " a prawn" the mortician clearing not amused took the young man into the room and lifted up cover and pointed to Mrs Jones nether region and said " that's not a prawn its a clitoris" the young man replied "well it tastes like a prawn"
2006-10-06 09:36:12 · answer #1 · answered by sbete2000 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just shows you how bad men want it... but it was a good one. That is the best way to get over some one... move on
2006-10-06 09:28:09 · answer #2 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaa Haaaaa Haaaaa...nice one.
2006-10-06 09:27:28 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha - man always has a way of bringing sex back in to the equation!!
2006-10-06 09:23:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats ace im impressed
2006-10-06 09:19:21 · answer #5 · answered by crunchymonkey 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good. had a good giggle while pretending to write my C.V.
2006-10-06 09:19:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i hope he gave lots and lots of codolences
2006-10-06 09:19:01 · answer #7 · answered by joleen19842006 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thts funny
2006-10-06 11:49:37 · answer #8 · answered by acdc_rocks92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol hah ahahahh hah ha aha ha ah ha ha ha
2006-10-06 09:24:31 · answer #9 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol NiCe... Tehehe
2006-10-06 09:31:10 · answer #10 · answered by Fukmesidwayz69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋