Little Johnny?

Question

the person who can give me the best little Johnny joke i'm going to pick for best answer

Answer 1

One day in school, the teacher decides to play 20 questions.

So the teacher says "OK kids, I am thinking of something round, and red"

Little Suzy pipes up "I know, it's a tomato".

"No but you're thinking, it's an apple" replies the teacher.

So Little Johnny stands up, places his hand in his pocket and says "I am holding onto something that is round, hard, and has a head on it"

"Go to the principals office" says the teacher.

"No but you're thinking", say Johnny, "It's a quarter"



Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT ****** THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR *SS!"

The Teacher fainted.




Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a *******



One day the teacher walked to the back of the room where Johnny was, and he had his hand down his pants.

The Teacher asked, "Johnny, what are you doing?"

Then, Johnny said, "It hurts down there."

"Well then, you need to go to the nurse and see if you can go home", said the teacher.

A little while later, Johnny came back to classroom and sat back down.

Then the teacher came to the back of the room again, and he had his dick haging out of his pants.

The teacher said, "Johnny, what's that doing hanging out of your pants?!"

Then Johnny said, "My mommy said if I can stick it out until noon, she'll come and pick me up."

Answer 2

Teacher tells her pupils a story and asks for a list of possible outcomes.

A farmer has a birds swooping down and pecking a his barley fields. What would be the best solution.
Little Franky says that the farmer gets a scarecrow to frighten away the birds.
Teacher replies correct, thats what the farmer should do.
Little Johnny puts his hand up and states that all farmers have a shotguns and he should shoot at the birds.
The teacher replyed i don't think so but i like the way you are thinking.
Little Johnny askes if he can ask the teacher a question.
of course you can replyes the teacher.
If three women are waking down the road eating a lolly ice, the first is biting it, the second is sucking it and the third is licking it... which one is married.
The teacher replies I suppose the one sucking it.
little Johnny replies no, the one wearing the wedding ring but i like the way your thinking.

Answer 3

i would possibly not lie, that is the one shaggy dog story i heard within the day that made me chortle and bet what it is 12 o' clock, my mom and dad are dozing of their room, so i couldn'r snigger making sound, however i used to be loss of life to snigger out loud, my belly is paining. i stored the ache of my snigger for 2moro, thnx plenty...