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2006-10-06 08:50:18 · 47 answers · asked by Sheldon 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because she/he can....
2006-10-08 19:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck to the foot of the chicken.
OR...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To find out the answer to this joke.
OR...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It heard they were doing the chicken dance across the street.
This age-old riddle started as a joke to get people guessing. People who didn't know the joke would guess all sorts of crazy, funny reasons as to why a chicken would cross the road, and would then laugh when they found out that the real reason was as mundane as you could get.
2006-10-06 09:10:48 · answer #2 · answered by NoSuchThing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken crossed the road because it was her turn,the turkey went on holiday,the mice ran up the clock,the cat ran away with the fiddle (what a strange concept),the cow jumped over the moon and burnt up on re entry, any thing else you want to know?
2006-10-06 08:56:55 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The road crossed the chicken first, and it was out for vengeance!
2006-10-06 08:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Kango Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was a super natural chicken that could think and talk and read and write. its name was Eric and it was doing its shopping and the supermarket was on the other side of the road. so it only had one choice, and that was to cross the road. it survived luckily. thank god.
2006-10-06 08:58:05 · answer #5 · answered by benbun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't want to. The bubble gum wanted to cross the road and did so...but it was stuck to the chicken's foot.
2006-10-06 08:52:59 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was headed to the Lemonade Stand. His Lady Hen was there flirting with Phineas Peacock, and drinking The Pink!
He was on a Mission.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-10-08 02:47:15 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because it was a Korma, in a carrier bag, not long purchased from the local take-away, and the only way to be transported home.
2006-10-06 08:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Norman Bates 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Colonol Sanders
2006-10-06 08:52:53 · answer #9 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because the randy cockerel was on the other side, he wanted to play fowl and she being a young chick and no old turkey had to duck and dive but eventually she got there. boy did those feathers fly....
2006-10-06 09:10:41 · answer #10 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a conspiracy i tell you. The chicken is innocent, but the FBI kept chasing it. LOL
2006-10-06 08:55:30 · answer #11 · answered by GMC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋