Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the woods on the way to meet her Grandma when she spots someone moving.
"Mr Wolf, Mr. Wolf," she shouts, "I can see you! Come out from behind that tree."
"Bugger off," he replies angrily and disappears deeper into the woods.
Moments later, Little Red Riding Hood spots him again.
"Mr Wolf, Mr Wolf!" she calls again. "I can see you behind the bush."
The wolf glares at her and runs off. A short while later she sees him hiding behind a big rock.
"I can see you, I can see you," she says, pointing her finger at him.
"Now look here," says the wolf, "who the hell are you and what are you doing in the woods?"
"I'm Little Red Riding Hood and I'm on my way to see Grandma," she replies.
"Then f**k off and do it," yelled the wolf, "and let me have a crap in peace!"
2006-10-06 08:42:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aha. Thats what really happened.
2006-10-06 08:47:08 · answer #1 · answered by Myra G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm rrrrright!
2006-10-06 08:45:43 · answer #2 · answered by Alicat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That is a Goodie! LOL.
Thanks for the laughs.
2006-10-08 03:19:56 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
I think that was funny! I never heard it before.
2006-10-06 08:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, I love that one!
2006-10-06 09:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by Sam O'Shanter 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very amusing! LOL
2006-10-06 08:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Merlin_AD595 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2006-10-06 08:53:51 · answer #7 · answered by malcy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-10-06 09:24:35 · answer #8 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-10-06 08:47:04 · answer #9 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that was classic... that should have been the original version
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAA
2006-10-06 08:53:43 · answer #10 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋