fella walks into pub with octopus on lead says to customer in bar my octopus can play any musical instrument. customer gives octopus guitar plays it better than jimmy hendrix. puts him at piano plays it better than elton john. scotsman gives him bagpipes after a few minutes fumbling with the bagpipes scotsman says I KNEW HE WOULD NOT PLAY MY PIPES OCTOPUS REPLIES IM GOING TO SH*G IT AS SOON AS I GET THESE PYJAMAS OFF ITS LEGS
2006-10-06 08:36:16 · 5 answers · asked by GLYN D 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Afterward, they walked off happily ever after...
Arm in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm, in arm.
2006-10-06 11:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by JubJub 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good thing he wasn't able to play the bagpipes. The customer would surely get a migraine listening to the sound of bagpipes inside the pub! I have experienced it, and I swear I hated bagpipes since.
2006-10-06 08:41:48 · answer #2 · answered by chelsea 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A good one. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, and have a great Sunday!
2006-10-08 03:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe, i liked that , that tickled my fancy and made me laugh my a.s.s off, I have had a couple though, cheers......
2006-10-06 08:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it
2006-10-06 08:46:11 · answer #5 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋