A young woman dies and goes to heaven...God says to her "you should not be here yet, go back to your life for another 50years".
Back to life she thinks - "this is great, I have 50 more years of life".
She decides to have a makeover, she diets and loses a lot of weight, then she has plastic surgery.
One day she decides to have her hair dyed and goes to the hair salon. Coming outside she crosses the road and is killed by a big truck. She arrives at the pearly gates once more and says to God "you promised me another 50yrs. God looks at her and says "sorry, I didn't recognise you!". :)
2006-10-06 08:29:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious! I want to know where you got that, because if you made it up, you shoould really be a comedian. I think that you would make a GREAT comedian! I'm still laughing as I type! Good luck as a comedian!
2006-10-06 08:32:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Iz dat supozed 2 b Funknee?
2006-10-06 08:35:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Heard it but it's still funny
2006-10-06 08:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by starlight 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol I heard this one before I love it its one of my faves keep it up!
2006-10-06 08:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by jackyboy1 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He, He, He. Is there a Q. here if so sorry I missed it but thanks for the giggle - sad though it is.
2006-10-06 08:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's a good one!
2006-10-06 09:02:42 · answer #6 · answered by ali 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-06 08:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha.......
2006-10-06 08:32:01 · answer #8 · answered by angelcake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny :-)
2006-10-06 08:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by Shrinkydinks 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋