To be read in an Irish accent....
Paddy and Seamus were walking home from work when they spot a sandwich on the ground wrapped in wire...."I tink it's a bomb" ... "I tink you might be right Paddy" says Seamus; I'll phone the police.
Seamus rings the police and tells them there is a sandwich on the ground wrapped in wire and they tink it could be a bomb.
The police says "is it ticken?" to which Seamus replies "no I tink it's cheese and tomato. :)
2006-10-06 08:06:04 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. Yes, indeedy, that's a Good One. LOL.
Thanks for all the laughter. I enjoy reading your posts.
2006-10-08 03:40:06 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
CLASSIC !!!
Thanks for the tip about reading it in an Irish accent!!
It wouldn't have been as good otherwise!
You're a genius!
2006-10-06 15:14:56 · answer #2 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it Ha Ha Ha.
2006-10-06 15:11:24 · answer #3 · answered by Francis7 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's supposed to end with "is it tickin' no it's turkey!
2006-10-06 15:32:48 · answer #4 · answered by Savant 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!
2006-10-06 15:28:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
Shame on us
2006-10-10 09:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by browneyed 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-06 15:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hardy har har har fookin hilarious!!!!
2006-10-06 15:34:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke
2006-10-08 14:04:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny!! lol xx
2006-10-06 15:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋