Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..
"I sure do," he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.
"Wow!" said his friend, "where did you get that monster."
"I got it from my genie."
"You have a genie?" he asked.
"Yes, he's right here in my pocket."
"Could I see him?"
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.
The friend says, "I'm a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?"
"Yes I will," the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master's pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.
About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, "What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!"
He answers, "I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?"
2006-10-06 08:01:16 · 16 answers · asked by starburst 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahaha
lol
good one
joke of the day!!!!!
2006-10-06 08:03:22 · answer #1 · answered by buffychik1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their
diversity. "You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the
welcoming briefing.
"You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for
something to eat, but don't eat any employees."
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard and I'm satisfied with your work. We have noticed a marked increase in the whole company's performance.
However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do
any of you know what happened to her?"
The cannibals all shook their heads "No."
After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others, Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?"
A hand rose hesitantly. "You fool!" the leader continued.
"For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything.
But NOOOooo.........., you had to go and eat someone who actually does something around here...................
2006-10-06 15:05:53 · answer #2 · answered by ~NEO~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wish I Had A 10 In" "Bic" ..... Oooooooops, Did I Say That ?
2006-10-06 15:12:23 · answer #3 · answered by angels_hero_06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2006-10-06 15:06:08 · answer #4 · answered by rameezaali 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee!
2006-10-06 15:09:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Yep, that's a Good One. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-10-08 10:41:43 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my god. I saw something like that in a birthday card
2006-10-06 16:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2006-10-06 15:07:56 · answer #8 · answered by arica7386 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...that's so funny. i give it a 10
2006-10-06 15:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by biffer84 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-10-06 15:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by san_ann68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋