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okay a little girl run in her house waving a five dollar bill and says mom look i have five dollars.
Her mom is curious so she ask her where she got it.
the little girl says tommy from down the street said he'd give her five dollars if she would do a cartwheel why he was in a tree.
her mom just looked at her and said hunny you know the only reason he did that is to look at your underwear.
the little girl just stood there.
The next day the same girl came running in and said look mom i have ten dollars
well the mom asked where she got it.
well the little girl told her that tommy said if she do a cartwheel while he was in a tree laughing she could have it.
well her mom said you know sweetie
and before she could finish her sentence the girl piped in and said no mommy i tricked him, i didn't wear any panties today!!!!!

2006-10-06 07:52:27 · 20 answers · asked by starburst 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

Very cute...I liked that. Thanks for the smile!

2006-10-06 07:54:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Heh Heh. A little crude

2006-10-06 14:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by SithGirl8 2 · 0 0

Tee Hee Hee!

2006-10-06 15:04:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I have heard that one before but I love it

2006-10-06 16:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by Halloween freak 3 · 0 0

haahahahh =0)

2006-10-06 14:59:18 · answer #5 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0 0

Not bad. Gave me a chuckle. Tell me another.

2006-10-06 14:54:37 · answer #6 · answered by David M 3 · 0 0

Ok so what is going to happen if she comes home with a $20.00 ,in her hand???

2006-10-06 14:58:24 · answer #7 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 0 0

A little disturbing... but I like it LOL.

2006-10-06 14:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by Kamunyak 5 · 0 0

i heard it before but it's still funny

2006-10-06 15:01:56 · answer #9 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0 0

hehehe.... sweet innocent little girl....=)

This wound have been better if it was a "blonde joke", but i still like it!....=)

2006-10-06 15:00:06 · answer #10 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0 0

Funny....Thanks...I needed that !!! this friday is dragging on forever....

2006-10-06 14:55:15 · answer #11 · answered by lisa46151 5 · 1 0

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