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A buddy of mine is in jail and I would like to send him some jokes to give him a good laugh.... so yeah have at it.

2006-10-06 07:47:24 · 4 answers · asked by Kamunyak 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

What is a blonde upside down?
Brunette with bad breath.

What does the pizza delivery man and the gynocologist have in common?
They both can smell the sh*t but they can't eat it.

Why does miss piggy douch with vinegar and honey?
Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

2006-10-06 07:54:11 · answer #1 · answered by l'il mama 5 · 1 0

Your just as good as you feel,just don't feel to much!! If your nose runs & your feet smell, your built upside down.walk around with a big grin on your face,every one will wonder what your up to. Hope this helps a little.

2006-10-06 07:53:32 · answer #2 · answered by Tired Old Man 7 · 1 0

Nothing succeeds like a toothless parrot.

2006-10-06 07:51:09 · answer #3 · answered by Scabius Fretful 5 · 2 0

get two intections at each part of your butt and you can never laugh

2006-10-06 07:54:35 · answer #4 · answered by hard 2 · 0 0

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