i would like 2 know funny jokes to use for my project at a wedding can u help thank u!
2006-10-06 07:41:34 · 6 answers · asked by kathleen h 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Weddings
A man is sitting at a bar. He orders a drink from the bartender, drinks it and then looks in his pocket. He orders another a drink, drinks and looks in his pocket. He orders another drink, drinks it, and then look in his pocket. The bartender comes over and asks, "How come every time I give you a drink you look in your pocket?" The man at the bar says, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in there and when she starts lookin' good, I'll go home."
2006-10-06 07:54:35 · answer #1 · answered by Tonya L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wedding humor:
A few things you should know about being married:
1) You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be used against you, over and over and over again.
2) During that all important moment when your making love to your spouse, nothing ruins the moment more then when your special someone or spouse says, "don't forget tommorrow is garbage day again"...
3) The first wedding anniversary is Paper. Demand a hawaiian vacation, or else!
4) What is yours is mine. What is mine is mine. Simple as that.
5) A diamond says forever. A fake diamond says I love your best friend all over again.
6) Men like simple things. Women like simple things that last forever.
2006-10-06 14:52:25 · answer #2 · answered by snorkelman_37 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
joke??? I'm not really sure what kind your looking for but what i want to know is why do men refer to men as the old ball and chain? to be honest that one always gets me.
2006-10-08 05:04:41 · answer #3 · answered by thinkofmealwayslver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What kind of funny jokes? like dirty... clean ....wedding jokes.... kid jokes?
2006-10-06 14:49:12 · answer #4 · answered by SavvyGrl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of these are funny!
2006-10-06 15:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by sillylittlemen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two cows in a field.
one says 'mooo'.
the other says 'you bastard, i was gonna say that'
!!! sorry, i can never remember jokes.
2006-10-06 14:48:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋