a woman was standing in the kitchen boiling eggs for breakfast when her husband walked in, "Quick make love to me "she said so he took her there and then over the breakfast table. when he'd finished he said "Thanks darling was you horny," No she said, "the egg timers broke".
2006-10-06 06:45:17 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. Shared with the whole office. :))
2006-10-06 07:06:07 · answer #1 · answered by drkblueangel14 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHHhhoooooo Hooooooo!
Instant Egg timer!!!!
2006-10-06 06:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happens when i put an egg in the microwave?
I smash the other one when i close the door, ouch!
♣
2006-10-06 06:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
same thing happened to me but we were only doing Quayle's eggs, that is fast
2006-10-06 07:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by SH1T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill. not only did it make me laugh, but it made my wife laugh.
2006-10-06 07:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by brillo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok I guess
2006-10-06 06:53:13 · answer #6 · answered by starlight 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! thats good!
2006-10-06 06:53:44 · answer #7 · answered by sashlou 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahaha you're good
2006-10-06 06:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by Lucy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2006-10-06 06:46:59 · answer #9 · answered by ALAN Q 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny!!!!
2006-10-06 06:47:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋