Can I make a cake?

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Can I make a cake with meat?

Answer 1

Japanese Meat Recipe
From Setsuko Yoshizuka,
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Menchi katsu is a fried meat cake.
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INGREDIENTS:

* 3/4 ground beef
* 1/2 onion
* 1 green pepper
* 2 cabbage leaves
* 1 tsp salt
* 1 egg
* flour and breadcrumb for coating
* vegetable oil for frying

PREPARATION:
Mince onion and saute in a frying pan. Mince green pepper and cabbage. Mix beef, onion, green pepper, and cabbage in a bowl. Add salt and mix well. Make eight oval meat balls. Flatten each meat ball. Dip each beef into flour, egg, and breadcrumbs.

*Makes 4 servings
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A meatloaf! With mashed potato frosting! OH MY GOD!"

"Yeah!" He was catching on. "And like, gravy between the layers and melted cheese for the writing!"

"Hmmmm. No, ketchup glaze," I decided. "I am so totally going to do this," I suddenly realized.

So today I did. Here's how it went down:

The first thing I needed was the meatloaf. I make a pretty yummy meatloaf, but I never make it the same way twice. I knew I needed a dryer meatloaf, so I would need a lot of breadcrumbs. Into a bowl, I mixed:
6 # hamburger, 80% lean
3 large AA eggs
2 TB minced garlic
1 TB minced dried onion
1 TB basil
2c bread crumbs
2 TB kosher salt

I knew there was going to be a lot of fat left in the pans, and I am lazy, so I used disposable cake tins. Three 8 inch rounds. There wouldn't be as much fat if I'd used leaner meat, but the grocery store didn't have any leaner meat in chubs, and I didn't want to spend a million dollars on this anyway. Next time I'll cut the beef with something a little leaner, or maybe bigger chunks of bread. I wasn't too concerned about it, since this was only the trial run to see if this idea is even worthy. I evenly distributed the meat into the cake tins.

And then into the 400 degree oven until they reached an internal temperature of 170 degrees, which was about 45 minutes. I glazed two of them after about 20 minutes, but this was an act of sheer optimism, as there was a better than average chance I was going to have to cut the tops off anyway, to level them.

It wouldn't do at ALL to have them bathing in yukky grease once they were out, so I pulled them out of the tins right away and let them cool on draining racks. Yep, glazing was too optimistic. The meatloaf bound up a little tighter than I would have liked - I think next time I would go with three cups of bread crumbs instead of two. I watched an episode of Good Eats while I waited for them to cool, and thanks to Alton, I really wanted wontons.

Like any cake, it needed to be leveled. I wasn't too worried about accuracy here, but I carved off a nice level slice from each layer. They steamed up when I leveled them, so I ate a quick lunch of meatloaf scraps while they cooled down some more. Needed a little salt, but my meatloaf is still very tasty. This time Alton taught me about vinegar.

I stacked the layers and cut off the edges, to get some semblance of roundness. More scraps for dinner, I foresee. Again, I'm not really worried about making it perfect, because I can buy a lot of forgiveness with icing. I mean potatoes. (pardon me, I've got to go check on my green tea melon sorbet)

(back. It's not ready yet, but my raspberry ginger sorbet is hardened and it is delicious and I'm eating some.) So many scraps for dinner! mmmmm.

I am going to stack them on my prettiest paper round. Hee hee hee.

I whipped up a little more glaze to put between the layers. For glaze, I use Worcestershire sauce (pronounce the city 'worcestershire' "wuss-tuh-shuh" (with hard, english vowel sounds). 'worcester' is "wuss-tuh". the stress goes on the first syllable in both. Don't be wrong. You don't pronounce the 'ce', like you don't call Gloucester 'glao-che-ster' ACK BRAIN FREEZE DAMN YOU, GINGER SORBET! ok. Sorry. 'gloucester' and 'gloucestershire' are pronounced "gloss-tuh" and "gloss-tuh-shuh" respectively. or wuss-stur-sher, but the sauce is pronounced "wuhsher". Yeah. I've had a LOT of emails about this. It's very strange. A lot of them contradict each other. say it right. the end.), brown sugar, and ketchup. This is the only time I ever eat ketchup on purpose, because ketchup is vinegary, salty tomato blood and it is gross. True culinary fact. I use 1 tsp of wooshereshtir sauce, 1/4 c of brown sugar, and 1 c of ketchup, roughly. It's like my meatloaf. I don't usually make it the same way twice. I generally brush it on while it bakes, so the sugar caramelizes to deliciousness, but I am just using the raw deal here.

And now I spread it between the layers. The weight of the next layer is going to push on it, so I don't spread the glaze all the way to the edges. I'm being extra careful here, since I don't want the ketchup bleeding into the mashed potatoes when I spread them on. When I fill a cake with the same frosting that's going on the outside, I'm not so careful about it, but in cases like this, I don't want to contaminate the outer appearance at all.

And now the frosting! Yeah, I'm cheating and using potato flakes - but for a specific reason. I like my real mashed potatoes with the skin in and lumpy as hell, so you can tell that it used to be a potato, but consistency is key here. I'm using potato flakes for smoothness and uniformity that I can't really get with real potatoes without killing my whip attachment. Yes, I *have* heard of a potato ricer, but I don't have one. And the ingredients for this alone cost me $40, so I wasn't about to invest some money on a ricer that I'm only going to use for this. And this is just a test cake anyway. Nyah. Yes. I'm cheating. And lazy. MMmmm potato flakes.

Is it buttercream? Is it mashed potatoes? hm. Hard to tell! And THAT, my friends, is the whole very point.

And now for the crumb coat! A very thin layer of potatoes is applied to give the cake shape, and to seal in the meaty crumbs and glaze that escaped. If this were a cake, I'd have frozen it for a little while before doing the actual frosting..

..But it's not a real cake! HA-HA! So I'm plowing ahead and smothering it with potatoey goodness. It's at about this stage I started giggling at how well my plan was working. Holy hell, this looked like a cake. A real, proper cake! I am a GENIUS!

And now for the delicate touches. A spirally border with accents of glaze and a T-bone on top. I've never drawn a T-bone steak before. It didn't come out too bad, though there is a definite uterusy quality to it. And the brilliant part of this, is that mashed potatoes can be colored (anyone who's ever seen the movie Hook will testify). So I could have decorated this just like any other cake in the world. But the whole point of it is to be a Manly Man Cake, and hence the steak. Next time, I'll decorate it like a proper cake. You can pipe the mashed potatoes as easily as frosting. I also considered cutting some crispy bacon to be 'candles'.

It tastes delicious. I chilled it, sliced it, then served it warmed up from the microwave. Cold meatloaf only belongs in sandwiches, not meat cake. It came out as well as I hoped, and it's received far more attention than I ever thought it would. Holy cats, a lot of you have seen this! I've received a ton of email about it, and so far the worst people have had to say was 'ewww meatloaf'. I shrug at thee! Meatloaf - when done properly - is delicious! Unless you are not a meatatarian, in which case it maybe tastes like murder, but for us hardcore meatatarians, murder tastes like meat! And meat is delicious!

And now I'm going to go watch what Alton has to say about spices, while you look at my meatcake some more. Bon apetit!

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1 lb. extra lean ground beef

1/2 cup TACO BELL HOME ORIGINALS Thick 'N Chunky Medium Salsa

1/2 cup frozen corn

1 medium carrot, grated

1/4 cup dry bread crumbs

4 medium potatoes, peeled, cut into quarters

1 cup small cauliflower florets

1/4 cup milk

1/4 tsp. salt

PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Mix meat, salsa, corn, carrot and bread crumbs until well blended; press evenly into 9-inch pie plate.

BAKE 30 minutes or until meat is no longer pink. Meanwhile, place potatoes and cauliflower in large saucepan. Add enough water to completely cover vegetables. Bring to boil on medium-high heat. Reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 20 minutes or until vegetables are tender.

DRAIN liquid from vegetables. Add milk and salt to vegetables in saucepan; mash with hand masher or electric mixer until light and fluffy. Spread over meat mixture to resemble a frosted cake.

Answer 2

no! you could make a cake and cook meat but i've never heard of a meat cake. Sound a lot like a homer simpson question!

Answer 3

You could make mincemeat pie, I think this is probably your best bet:
2 lbs beef neck
1 lb suet
4 lbs. tart apples
4 c sugar
2 lbs. currants
3 lbs. seedless raisins
1/2 lb. citron, cut fine (like a lemon)
juice and grated peel of 2 lemons and 2 oranges
1 pint cider
1 T salt
1 1/4 t ground nutmeg
1/2 t mace (or allspice)
simmer beef in water to cover until tender, about 3 hrs. Cool, put through food processor with suet and apples add other ingredients, mix. simmer 1 hr. use 1 pint or 2 cups of mixture for each 8-inch pie. fill pastry-lined pie pan, add top crust and bake at 450 for 35 minutes.

Answer 4

yes, a meat cake

Answer 5

i suggest the 'pizza cake' where you cook 3-5 pizzas and stack them on top of each other. good for someone who likes pizza and cake too.

Answer 6

hmm...I've never heard of a cake made with meat.

Answer 7

what about a pork pie its a meat filling surrounded by pastry

Answer 8

Like a crab cake? OR a salmon pattie? or do you mean like buttercream frosted CAKE.....if that is what you mean then I hope not.

Answer 9

doesnt go! seriously doesnt! juz like trying to dress up for a pyjamas party! 2 totally different entity!

Answer 10

Why not put cooked meat and veg in bottom of dish and top with cheese scones know as a cobbler....................

Answer 11

Eeeeewwww.... Sounds disgusting!