My 9 year old niece lost her tooth last week, but in her house the toothfairy stops once you reach nine. So she said to her mum 'what should I do with it' Her little sister answered 'Give it to me, I'll put it under my pillow!!' She's 7.
On another occassion, they were playing a game whilst on a long journey and they had to all think of things that have a hole in. She answered 'willies'!! They decided to play a different game after that!
What funny things do your kids say?
2006-10-06 05:42:39 · 28 answers · asked by chelle0980 6 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
My daughter, at age 3, after watching her brother throw up, asked me, "Mommy - what he do?" I said, "He threw up." She said, "Did you tell him he could do that?"
2006-10-06 05:46:29 · answer #1 · answered by Lioness 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my niece was 3 years old I told her to straighten up and fly right because she was being a handful that day. She looked up at me and in the most serious tone said "but I dont have any wings"
She's almost 7 and still melts my heart!
2006-10-06 13:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lisa 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I went to pick up my eldest, Marcus, from pre-school, and when I entered the room, he was sitting underneath a table playing "Indians" with his good friend Christian (who obviously was the Chief).
Christian grabbed a small wooden stick lying on the floor and whispered loudly: "I have a knife!"
Marcus looked at him for a very long moment, as if not knowing quite how to respond", and then he slowly picked another small wooden stick, and said: "I have a fork!"
I managed to keep a straight face......for about 25 seconds!
2006-10-06 13:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Malene P 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When my daughter was potty training, she was scared badly when an automatic flushing toilet flushed when she was on it. she got in the habit of asking me if a toilet (other than the ones at home) were going to flush by themselves.
We were out in the Desert one day and she had to go. We went behind a bush and I dug her a little hole. As I was holding her up she asked..Mommy is this one going to flush?..
Some other ones: Little girls have tata's.. Moms have bananas. (breasts) She likes to "attackle" me ( half tackle half attack) she likes fish "besept" tuna (except)
I told her I was having another baby.. She said I hope we have a boy or a girl.
2006-10-06 13:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My son says some really funny stuff: I am trying to potty train him, and he has the peeing down, but when it comes to poo he really just prefers to use his training pants as a toilet, so I ask him, "did you poo in your pants?' and he will say, "no, i didn't poo it was Duck Dodgers he pooed in my pants!" or he will blame his sister too. He is funny! Oh, he also calls all animals by their sounds, not names, so we live by a dairy factory and everytime we drive past he see the sign that has a cow eating an ice cream cone, he'll say," Mom it is a moo eating the ice cream cone!" it is so cute!
My daughter used to call cows burger, so when she saw any pictures of a cow she'd say, "mom look at the burger!"
I am waiting for my new baby to talk, I wonder if she will call them Milk! LOL!
2006-10-06 13:10:52 · answer #5 · answered by fatiima 5 · 7⤊ 0⤋
before finding out the sex of my third child, my 8 year old asked, "if it's a boy can we take it back?"
when i told my 4 year old the new baby was gonna be a boy, he said, "no, i have a baby and mine's a boy, yours is a girl!!"
telling my 8 year old the new baby is a boy and not to worry we will try for a sister next time, "so can i come with you to the hospital to pick it out? or do we go the doctor's to go do that?"
2006-10-06 13:03:34 · answer #6 · answered by Bella 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
OMG - What a great Q...all the answers were fun to read...
A fellow at work told me his hearing impaired granddaughter took him a cake for his birthday and when he said OH NO look at all the calories, she went and asked her mom if she had added calories, and she returned back to her grandpa and said Don't worry poppa, the recipe didn't call for any calories =)
Hee hee hee
2006-10-06 13:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ goddessofraine ♥ 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My 5-year old boy wanted to try mouthwash. So, I put a little bit in a paper cup for him and told him to just swish it around in his mouth and then spit it out. I warned, "but don't swallow it or you'll throw up...".
So, sure enough - he swallowed it. Leave it to kids.
He didn't say anything for about 5 seconds, but he had this really worried look on his face. Then he said in a very worried little voice, "Am I going to throw up now?"
2006-10-06 12:52:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
My Mum always tells the story of my brother, when very yong he saw the picture Of a stag and he said 'look mummy it's a cow with trees on!'
2006-10-06 18:28:27 · answer #9 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
The funniest thing that my nephew said was he wanted a baby girl kitten because my sister told him he was gonna have a baby sister or brother
2006-10-06 12:52:00 · answer #10 · answered by Princesa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My daughter, when she was about 9, was asked to name parts of the body for homework once, the more obscure the better. So to encourage her to think about it too, my mum and I asked her to say certain words.
We suggested the medical word for skin, which is dermis. To get her to think we said, 'What do you call a thick person?' to which she replied, 'A der?'. We then asked, 'What do you call a lady that's not married?'
She said, 'A virgin?'
Ah, the innocence of youth!
2006-10-06 12:48:15 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋