Bill was chuckling at the bar when his friend Mike joined him. "Women, they
think they're so smart," he said with a sly smile, going on to explain that he'd
eavesdropped on a phone conversation between his fiancee, Lynn and her best
friend. "Amy," she said, "Bill doesn't know it yet, but the only time I'm
putting out is when I want to get pregnant."
At this, Bill doubled over with laughter, and Mike looked at his friend with
some consternation, "I'd be mad as a hatter! Why aren't you?" he asked.
"Why get mad?" answered Bill. "She'll never know I've had a vasectomy!"
2006-10-06 05:35:40 · 12 answers · asked by G 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Interesting and Funny!
2006-10-09 12:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bill is screwing lynn because she will want to get pregnant and wont be able to because bill had a vasectomy but she does not know so keep on trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying and trying
2006-10-06 12:48:21 · answer #2 · answered by lil kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hillarious!!
2006-10-06 12:39:01 · answer #3 · answered by rosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is screwing her over by not being honest!!!! and telling her he had a vasectomy.
2006-10-06 12:37:58 · answer #4 · answered by Vanity 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are two people that should not get married.
Hmmm...ever heard 'Who Made Who' by AC/DC?
Who screwed who?
Who screwed you?
Who screwed who?
Aint nobody boned you!
Who screwed who?
Who screwed you?
If you screwed them and they screwed you,
who pick up the bill when who screwed who?
2006-10-06 12:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoa. this is baffling. Bill is nailing Mike?
2006-10-06 12:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Raff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no one because she won't put out until she wants to get pregnant
2006-10-06 12:43:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...can someone say "marriage counseling"!
2006-10-06 12:40:28 · answer #8 · answered by Bella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE. I WISH MY HUSBAND WOULD GET A VASECTOMY.
2006-10-06 12:39:12 · answer #9 · answered by nwnativeprincess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2006-10-06 12:37:51 · answer #10 · answered by soft heart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋