Gentlemen, how do you manage the situation when you get your urine splashed over your trousers while pissing?

Question

Sometimes it happens and it becomes very embarrasing. What do you do under such circumstances?

Answer 1

If I do splash, it's not too bad. So I pretend it was tap water if anyone asks. The trick is to not seem conscious of it, the second you do, everyone else will know what you've done!

Answer 2

Say the water splashed up when washing your hands or hope there a hot air dryer in the loos

Answer 3

Use a hair dryer if you can to dry it. If not untuck your shirt and pull it down to hide the mess. Otherwise, make a mess of yourself with the tap water and blame it on the plumbing in the bathroom.

Answer 4

Go to the sink to wash my hands splash water everywhere and nobody notices the difference

Answer 5

Dry the end of your piece with toilet paper to avoid the situation. Only try this with clean paper and when nobody is around as it might increase your embarrassment.

Answer 6

If you don't wave it about like a flag or try to wash dog-ends down the drain you won't splash yourself !!

Answer 7

ALL men should be trained to wee sitting down.

There is no real valid reason why men have to aim and go to the wee. My husband actually prefers to sit and pee. Especially when he is really tired.

Why don't you all try it - who knows, you might even prefer it.

Answer 8

Quickly nip over to the sink and wash it off and then try and dry it (not easy if the bathroom only has blow-dryers!)

Answer 9

Just wait for that it is dried up, otherwise also don't let the matter to sink into your heart otherwise it is going to be reflected on your face and it will embarrass you.

Answer 10

if there is a hand blow dryer i turn it on and dry out, if not i tell others that the sink splashed while washing my hands